Dear Diary,
Today I gave Hidan his secret porn stash back. He asked me if I saw what was on there
and after that offered me to watch it. I said no, because his smile was really creeping me out.
I told him Itachi would love to watch it though. Maybe I don't have to avoid stairs anymore.
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.