Bnha emo squad shenanigans

~todoroki skits~

todoroki: what does it mean when broccoli is suddenly my favorite food???

jirou: that you like midorya...

todoroki: FUCC

jirou: oh. my. god. todo my brother.... you have a crush on broccoli boi

todoroki: *right side catches fire*

shinsou: oooooooooooohhhh

tokoyami: Ppfft its okay todo

todoroki: i know, because you sympathize with me

tokoyami: how??

todoroki: because you have a crush on an octopus

tokoyami: *tackles him* B I T C H

~~~<=>~~~

endeavor: shouto where were you

todoroki: a place im actually happy in

endeavor: dont talk to me like that

todoroki: oh yea something you should know, im gay as all hell

endeavor: N O

emosquad: *appears* H O M O P H O B E ? ? ?

todoroki: *nods* go crazy 

tokoyami: oh hell yes

dark shadow: hes still salty from earlier, you sure you want him to go crazy

todoroki: if it gets rid of this asshole *gestures towards endeavor* yes

dark shadow: oh buddy boi

~~~<=>~~~

todoroki: endeavor means 'work hard to achieve' did you work hard to achieve being the hugest cunt?

edeavor: S H O T O YOU ARE GROUNDED

todoroki: im moving out B I T C H

endeavor: where would you even go

todoroki: does it matter anywhere is better than this hellhole, i mean anywhere without you would work

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shinsou: todoroki, on a scale of 1-10 how much do you hate your dad??

todoroki: hmmm... 74

shinsou: but thats not an op-

tokoyami: its a valid answer his dads a homophobe

shinsou: oh alright

todoroki: also he insulted my broccoli...

jirou: O H HELL NAW

bakugo: OKAY ME INSULTING DEKU IS ONE THING BUT THAT CUNT INSULTING HIM- THATS A NO NO

tokoyami: agreed

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todoroki: aizawa... can you be my new dad???

aizawa: why??

todoroki: my dad is homophobic and abusive

aizawa: *immediately hugs todo* its okay i will protecc you 

todoroki: is that a yes

aizawa: yes lets go sign the adoption papers.

-at court-

endeavor: why do i have to do anything i already said yes

aizawa: *flips him off*

todoroki: okay *takes pen and signs paper*

aizawa: *signs paper as well then glares at endeavor*

endeavor: tch- *signs paper*

~~~<=>~~~

todoroki: is it normal to want to just lay down and die... cause like thats what i wanna do

jirou: yup

tokyami: of course

shinsou: obviously

bakugo: yea its pretty normal

*all of them laying on the floor*

okay so im having writers fever. like i cant stahp i love the emo gaybies

~bakugay_is_abitch