group chat au

seven

11:30am
[big dicc energy]
-wallcrawler is online-
wallcrawler: wtf why has the chat been inactive
wallcrawler: since like
wallcrawler: the 26th of may???
-tonystank is online-
tonystank: i actually have no clue
tonystank: we used to be here all the fucking time
wallcrawler: exactly
-mybroisafurry is online-
mybroisafurry: my d00ds it's pride month
wallcrawler: i-
tonystank: shit yeah
-starsprangledman is online-
starsprangledman: language
tonystank: stfu
starsprangledman: :(
wallcrawler: WAIT GUYSSS
wallcrawler: just call me
wallcrawler: BI-der man
tonystank: pfft yes
tonystank: i'll be BI-ron man
starsprangledman: i just got the joke
tonystank: jeez fossil rogers
starsprangledman: i can't think of a name for mine
starsprangledman: captain BI-merica?
tonystank: captain ameri-BI??
wallcrawler: captain amer-BI-ca??
mybroisafurry: captain bisexually american??
starsprangledman: i-
-stePHDen is online-
stePHDen: what are we up to today
wallcrawler: ooh we need to do one for doctor dad
stePHDen: i-
stePHDen: am i allowed to consent??
tonystank: don't worry hun
tonystank: it doesn't cause anything physical
stePHDen: s i g h
stePHDen: thank god okay
stePHDen: so???
wallcrawler: uh what about doctor stran-GAY??
stePHDen: oh-
tonystank: no that doesn't work!!
wallcrawler: shoot you're right
mybroisafurry: uhhhh
starsprangledman: doctor strangest gay???
mybroisafurry: LMAO
stePHDen: oh lord no
starsprangledman: this one's more difficult than my one
stePHDen: what about doctor gay???
wallcrawler: it's so simple??¿?
wallcrawler: i love it??¿?
wallcrawler: who else should we do
tonystank: i'm loving this
mybroisafurry: lets go with that then
mybroisafurry: my brother's is very simple
mybroisafurry: black PAN-ther
wallcrawler: w o w
tonystank: that was very simple
mybroisafurry: but he's bi...
wallcrawler: black BI-ther
mybroisafurry: i-
-labrathor is online-
starsprangledman: hey thor
labrathor: hello captain!!
labrathor: i am thor
labrathor: god of lesbians
labrathor: bye
-labrathor is offline-
starsprangledman: i-
stePHDen: wow
tonystank: sorRY BUT I CHOKED-
-hawkdude is online-
hawkdude: are you sure that was you choking
-gottagofast is online-
gottagofast: yeah, no offence stark
gottagofast: that choke sounded like a turtle being ripped away from its shell
stePHDen: o h
tonystank: i-
hawkdude: wow, pietro, that was a lot
gottagofast: :)
-witchybitch is online-
witchybitch: ooh i want to play this name game
witchybitch: i feel like mine would be
witchybitch: scarlet BI-tch :)
wallcrawler: WANDA I LOVE YOU OML-
gottagofast: wait what are we doing
hawkdude: they're just changing there superhero names to match their sexuality babe
gottagofast: ah okay
witchybitch: B A B E??
wallcrawler: OH S H I T
hawkdude: WAIT
~hawkdude has deleted "they're just changing there superhero names to match their sexuality babe"~
hawkdude: YOU DIDN'T SEE SHIT, MAXIMOFF
witchybitch: uh lmao have you even heard of screenshots????
gottagofast: sestra no
stePHDen: uhhh when was this??
tonystank: i wanna know!!
-asSASSin is online-
asSASSin: bitch you better fill me in or i will peel your eyelids off
hawkdude: the sad thing is
hawkdude: i can't tell if you're lying or not
gottagofast: okay let's not try and peel the eyelids off my krasivyy paren'
asSASSin: shit
asSASSin: they have pet names
wallcrawler: sorry i don't speak russia??
asSASSin: kid it's russian??
wallcrawler: i-
asSASSin: and pietro called clint his "handsome guy"
stePHDen: that's gay
tonystank: but not gay enough
stePHDen: what do you mean
tonystank: babe
tonystank: we're in a hot tub right now
wallcrawler: five feet apart??
tonystank: yeah cause we're not gay
stePHDen: i-
wallcrawler: y e s
hawkdude: ANYWAY THIS IS MY GAY MOMENT NOT YOURS LOSERS
hawkdude: like i was saying
hawkdude: me and pietro found ourselves alone in the tower
gottagofast: yeah and i was like
gottagofast: "what's your sexuality"
hawkdude: he said it so confidently i was so confused
hawkdude: i told him i was bisexual
hawkdude: then he kissed me and said "i'm gay... for you"
gottagofast: you kinda just sat there, blushing like a tomato
gottagofast: it was prelestnyy
hawkdude: then, to finish me off, he whispered "what? you didn't see that coming?"
witchybitch: AWWW 🥰💕
witchybitch: clint seems like a perfect match for you rodnoy brat
gottagofast: thank you sestra
asSASSin: oh my lord that's pretty gay
tonystank: shit stephen they're gayer than us
stePHDen: and?? it's not a competition
tonystank: everything's a fucking competition nowadays we have to do something really gay
asSASSin: please don't fuck him
tonystank: I'M GONNA FUCK HIM
wallcrawler: wait what-

A/N: i'm so sorry for not writing for a long time
school work and shit got in the way :,)
but it's cool
also HAPPY PRIDE MONTH (oh my lord i'm so late 🤦🏾‍♀️)
but here it is guysss

you got your hawksilver content as an apology for a long wait for a new chapter
don't kill me ;(

once again
not fluent in russian
blame google translate for any mistakes :(

anyway
see ya in the next one bois
bye
- author ✨