Haise: I'm going to McDonalds
[Y/N]: Alright, get me a cheeseburger
Haise: No
[Y/N]: Then, why would you tell me you were going?
Haise: To disappoint you as much as you disappoint me
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Mutsuki: She's different, she's a little more like me. It's like we finish each other's--
Saiko: Sandwiches?
Mutsuki: Sentences. Why would I say--
Saiko: Sandwiches?
Mutsuki: I was going to say that now
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Urie: What time is it?
[Y/N]: Bitch, do I look like the fucking weatherman to you?
Urie: ...
[Y/N]: ...
Urie: What
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Mutsuki: *says something bad about himself*
Haise, later that night, screaming from the rooftop in a megaphone: AND THAT IS WHY, MUTSUKI IS THE BEST PERSON
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Saiko: Umm, have you ever had a dream where you umm, you're uhh, you could umm, do something like umm and then, then. You get me, right?
[Y/N]: ...
[Y/N]: Do I need to take you to a fucking hospital?
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Urie: If you see [Y/N], give them this look
Urie: *stares blankly*
Urie: They'll know what it means
Mutsuki, confused: Okay...
Later
Mutsuki: Urie-kun wanted me to give you this message
Mutsuki: *stares blankly*
[Y/N]: Ah... the neutral face of displeasure
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Haise: *picks up a call from an unknown caller*
Haise: Hello?
Random caller: I see you
Haise: ...
Random caller: ...
Haise: Do I look good?
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Haise: It's family moments like these that I'll never forget
Urie: With a good therapist, hopefully I will
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Shirazu: How long are we going to let her do that?
[Y/N], pinching the bridge of their nose: Just... just give her a minute
Saiko: *pushes a door that is clearly labeled pull*
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Haise: Good morning
Shirazu: Good morning
Mutsuki: Good morning
Urie: Good morning
Saiko: You all sound like robots. Try to spice it up a little
[Y/N]: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Shirazu: Yo [Y/N]. If we were all to drown, who would you save from the five of us?
[Y/N]: Can't you guys swim?
Shirazu: Yes, but hypothetically talking, who would you save?
[Y/N]: My time and effort
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[Y/N]: Holy shit, there's a cockroach in the kitchen
Urie: *walks in*
[Y/N]: Oh no, it followed me here
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Saiko: Hey, how do I get revenge on those who've wronged me?
Haise: The best revenge is letting go and living well
Saiko: ...
Saiko: Hey [Y/N], how do I get revenge--
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Shirazu: I'm gonna kick your ass
[Y/N]: I'd like to see you try
Shirazu: Okay, saturday. Noon. As usual
[Y/N]: Deal. The loser pays for dinner and the movie
Mutsuki: Can't you two just ask each other out normally?!
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Shirazu: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Urie: How tall are you again?
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Shirazu: What are you doing is wrong
Mutsuki: I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the "g" in "lasagna"
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Haise: You alright?
[Y/N]: Yeah, why?
Haise: Because you asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions
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Mutsuki: Who should determine what you think?
Saiko: Wikipedia
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Shirazu: What's wrong with us?
[Y/N]: Everything. But at least we're beautiful
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A/N: Sorry if this one is too short, but I'm tired as fuck and I need to sleep
Says the girl that spends hours staring at a damn wall =>=
Good morning/day/night, guys💖
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