namjoon: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
taehyung: what if it bites me and it dies?
namjoon: that means you're poisonous.
jeongguk: what if it bites itself and i die?
namjoon: ...that's voodoo.
taehyung: what if i bite it and someone else dies?
namjoon: that's correlation, not causation.
jeongguk: that if we bite each other and neither of us die?
yoongi: that's kinky.
