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Aight, so today i was biking with my friend to the ice cream shop. We were talking about memes, and she was drinking water from a water bottle.

I screamed 'I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!!" loudly, and she spit her water all over the road. Eventually she could talk.

"W-wh-what was t-that?" She managed to mumble through relentless giggling.

"I'll answer that if you answer this." She stopped giggling and frowned.

"All right...?" She said cautiously and tipped the water into her mouth.

"Is duct tape safe for keeping he poopy in?"

* insert spitting sound effects here *

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