be more chill reacts to be more chill (Completed)

the squip enters & be more chill pt 1

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

JEREMY:
What's wrong with my shirt--

THE SQUIP:
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

Michael has dug his nails so far into his hands he didn't realize they started bleeding

JEREMY:
How are you with math homework?

THE SQUIP:
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.

Jenna tries to hold her laugh but fails miserably

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP:
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

At this point Michael noticed the blood all over his hands pulling his hoodie sleeves up to hide it

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!

THE SQUIP:
And boy, can I see why!

Now you try picking out a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.

JEREMY:
Sorry...

CHLOE:
...Jerry?

JEREMY:
Jeremy.

CHLOE:
You shop here?

JEREMY:
Oh, yeah all the time--

THE SQUIP:
Never.

JEREMY:
Never. Is what I meant to...

THE SQUIP:
Greet the beta.

JEREMY:
Oh. Hey, Brooke.

"Why the fuck am i the beta"

Everyone just stays silent not knowing how to not sound rude

THE SQUIP:
"You look sexy."

JEREMY:
I can't say that to a hot girl!

Michael frowns at Jeremy's words

THE SQUIP:
Don't smile. Stare intesnsely.
Speak like you don't care about your own death.

JEREMY:
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.

Everyone laughs at the way Jeremy says it

BROOKE:
Thanks.

CHLOE:
Is that a girl's shirt?

JEREMY:
No.

THE SQUIP:
"Yes."

JEREMY:
Yes.

THE SQUIP:
Repeat after me--

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

JEREMY:
I saw in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

THE SQUIP:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

JEREMY:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

THE SQUIP:
It's still painful

JEREMY:
It's still painful

CHLOE:
So, who was this mystery girl?

JEREMY:
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--

THE SQUIP:
Madeline

JEREMY:
Madeline

"You lied to us!?" Chloe almost screams

"Im Sorry did you hear the squip i didn't know what to do

CHLOE:
What?

JEREMY:
She's French

CHLOE:
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!

BROOKE:
Madeline broke up with you?

JEREMY:
Yeah...

THE SQUIP:
No.

JEREMY:
I mean--

THE SQUIP:
I broke up with her

JEREMY:
I broke up with her

THE SQUIP:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

JEREMY, overselling it:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

THE SQUIP:
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill

"Yeah jeez jeremy that was over dramatic" Michael laughs

"Take a chill pill" jenna laughs

"Wait....... NO DON'T NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT"

Everyone laughs at jennas slip up and jeremy over doing it