be more chill reacts to be more chill (Completed)

more then survive (reprise) & the squip song

(jermey)

once again theres been a takedown

Michael hugs Jeremy in effort to comfort him he glady accepts the hug and plays with michaels hair

jenna promised to give Christine pictures and snapped two Christine ha dto try really hard not to squeal

I guess it could have gone worse

atleast I didn't have a breakdown

and have to go to the nurse

I don't wanna be special 

don't even need to survive

I just wanna know that christine

is aware im alive

"aw sorry Jeremy" Christine apologizes

"its fine" he assures

(rich)

Freshman year
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue

"you have a boyfriend now" jake smirks

rich squeaks only to make jake giggle jenna sighs because now she has to make a other video for christine meanwhile christien si bursting in fangirl

I was a loser just like you
Good times would only
Soar by
I was gross
As every female would attest
My sexting was a futile quest
My little penis was depressed
He was so lonely
Poor guy
I was
Hopeless, hopeless
I was
Helpless, helpless
Every time I'd walk the hallway
I would trip
I was
Stagnant and idle
I was
So suicidal

rich and jakes laughs die down and jake hugs rich closer jenna not even bothering to take a picture

And then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then I got a Squip

[JEREMY:]
You got quick?

[RICH:]
Not quick
Squip

[JEREMY:]
I've just never heard of it before

[RICH:]
Yeah, that's the point!
This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit

"I found out stuff about that bitch on the internet though" Michael mumbles

its from japan

It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

[JEREMY:]

So...
It's like...
Drugs?

[RICH:]
It's better than drugs, Jeremy

It's from Japan

everyone jumps up freaked out that rich was possible of that note 

"that note was amazing but oh my gosh it scared the bannas out of me" Christine exclaims

It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly

[RICH & ENSEMBLE:]
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule

"why can I hear my voice in the back the most I hate that fucking toaster" chloe scoffs 

[RICH:]

Right now you're
Helpless, helpless
You are
Almost hopeless
On the school's social map you're just a blip

"rich what the hell is a blip" michael asks

" I don't even know what the fuck im saying" rich answers

But if you
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
Well, then you go from sad to interesting

"or just sad" Michael jermey and rich all mumble

To hip - Your whole life will flip!

[RICH & ENSEMBLE:]
When you buy a Squip!

[RICH:]
Hey, yeah, a Squip!
Oh, a Squip
Hey, yeah!
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
A Squip
A Squip
A Squip... 

"finally a good song" the squip says

everyone sends him a death glare

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