Blonde Joke

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A red head, a brunette, and a blonde are sneaking around a factory. A guard with a gun spots them and points the gun at the red head.

"Any last words?"

"Tornado!" The red head yells and points behind the guard. He looks behind him and she runs away.

He turns around and points the gun to the brunette. "Any last words?"

"Flood!" The brunette yells and points behind the guard. He looks behind him and she runs away.

He turns around again and points the gun to the blonde. "Any last words?"

The blonde yells: "Fire!" And the guard shoots.

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