Somebody and Nobody got in a fight and Somebody killed Nobody. So Brains and Mad went to the police station to report it.
Mad: "Hurry we have to report this!"
'At the station'
Brains: "Mad I have to go to the bathroom"
Mad: "Ok I'll report it"
'Mad walks up to the police officer at the desk'
Police officer: "Hello, can I help you?"
Mad: "Yes I would like to report a crime scene"
Police officer: "Ok. What happened?"
Mad: "Somebody KILLED Nobody!"
Police officer: "Why would we care if somebody killed nobody!?"
Mad: "They are my friends!"
Police officer: "Where are your brains?"
Mad: "He's in the bathroom"
Police officer: "Have you gone mad!?"
Mad: "Yes I am Mad!"
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Crack A Joke
HumorThis is a book with jokes and riddles in it, if you are unable to read the front.. I don't think there will be an actual end to it so don't remove from your list please! So I hope you like and enjoy reading my book! Thanks!
