group chat au

two

6:32am
[big dicc energy]
-rhodey is online-
-tony is online-
tony: rhODEY IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WON'T DO THIS
tony: PL E A S E
rhodey: har har no

**rhodey has changed tony's username to tonystank**

tonystank: J A M E S
rhodey: >:)
-peter is online-
peter: AAAAGG 😂
peter: MR STARK I NEED
peter: C O N T E X T
-shuri is online-
shuri: PETER CONTEXT IS FOR THE
shuri: W E A K
peter: i know but i really wanna know
tonystank: rhodeybear
tonystank: if you tell them
tonystank: i will get dum-e to put you on fire
peter: ooh lit
shuri: NO PETER LIT IS D E A D
peter: sorry
peter: anyway
peter: MR RHODES
peter: PLEASE TELL US
rhodey: sure
tonystank: i'm gonna fucking cry
rhodey: THIS OLD DELIVERY MAN
rhodey: WENT TO OUR DOOR AND WAS LIKE
rhodey: "ArE yOu ToNy StAnK?"
peter: AAAAGH I WILL FOREVER PRAISE THAT GUY
shuri: HE IS OUR LORD
-tonystank is offline-
-rhodey is offline-

12:03am
-peter is online-
-shuri is online-
peter: this chat is so dead
shuri: ikr
-stephen is online-
stephen: go shove that tuna melt up your beyonce loving ass
stephen: shit wrong chat
peter: WOAH MR STRANGE
shuri: and what chat was this meant to be sent to???
stephen: hell
peter: elaborate???
stephen: it's a chat
stephen: WITH ALL THE SORCERERS OF THE KARMAR TAJ
stephen: at first i thought this would be practical as we could contact each other in case we need to battle any mystic beings
stephen: BUT IT'S FUCKING INSANE
stephen: i haven't s l e p t
stephen: i thought wong would be on my side and tell them to stop
stephen: BUT EVEN HE'S ALLOWED THIS
peter: what are they talking about
stephen: i DON'T EVEN KNOW
stephen: there are five different types of conversations going on at once
shuri: i would say leave but this is really entertaining to hear about
stephen: i can't leave
stephen: cause 1) they'll add me back
stephen: 2) i'll be looked down upon because everyone is there!
stephen: e v e r y s o r c e r e r
peter: big oof
shuri: rip steeben strangg
peter: he will be missed
shuri: f
peter: F
stephen: i'm gonna die
-stephen is offline-

2:25pm
[unnamed chat]

**thor has added loki, bruce, korg and valkyrie to this chat**

**thor has changed the chat to [the revengers]**

-thor is online-
thor: hello friends
thor: welcome
-korg is online-
korg: hello mate :D
thor: ah hello korg
korg: can you play later??
thor: of course i can
-bruce is online-
thor: hello banner xx
bruce: what's this for?
thor: valkyrie says it's for
thor: killing royalty
korg: that's a bit intense, don't ya think, man?
-valkyrie is online-
valkyrie: you actual idiot
valkyrie: i said "building loyalty"
thor: oh my apologies
-loki is online-
loki: thor, we only did the revengers for one thing
thor: if you stay
thor: i'll add the grandmaster
valkyrie: do that, and you're dead
loki: okay, thor
bruce: but then it won't be the revengers anymore???
thor: oh well :/

**thor has added the grandmaster to the chat**

grandmaster: oh hi
grandmaster: henlo valkyrie ;)
valkyrie: hey
bruce: do we have to change the groupchat name
thor: i guess so
loki: ooh i know

**loki has changed the chat name to [pay respects to thor's hammer]**

thor: mjolnir 😭
bruce: i've got pop tarts
thor: aw, i haven't had them in ages
thor: thank you bruce :) 💕
-thor is offline-
-bruce is offline-
valkyrie: what do we do now??
loki: i dunno bye
-loki is offline-
grandmaster: bye lokitty
valkyrie: WAIT WHAT 😂

**valkyrie has changed loki's username to lokitty**

-valkyrie is offline-
grandmaster: okay...?
-grandmaster is offline-