from five :) // Five x Reader

••• Chap 9 •••

Time to update my drug dosage!

I reach into my pocket and pick up a plastic bag full of my wonderful, lifesaving..... nothing.

"IM OUT AGAIN??!" I scream loudly.
"Your gunna go into Dads office to find something aren't you." Ben mutters.
"Correctamundo!" I say running down the stairs and turning into Dads office.

"Come on old man. You gotta have some expensive shit." I mutter too my self. I pick up a hard patterned box.
Fancy.

I tuck in my skirt.

Hmm. Ooo fun sized whiskey bottles! I stuff a few in my jacket. He must have cash SOMEWHERE!!

"Where's the cash dad? Where's the cash?" I say scrambling through his desk drawers.
"Klaus...?" I hear a voice say behind me. "What are you doing here.....?" The voice asks. I look up a bit dazed.
"Oh! Allison!! Is that you?? Hey come hereee! Long time." I say pulling her into a hug. "Too long!!" She breathes through her nose with a giggle.
"Hey, I was hoping too see you actually, because I wanted to get your autograph. Add it too my collection." I ramble on trying to throw her off the scent. She giggles again.

I collapse into Dads chair twirling around.
"Just out of rehab??" She asked looking at my wrist band. I cover it with my jacket sleeve.
"No no no no no no.. I'm DONE with all that!" I say.
"Biggest liar ever goes toooooo~l" Ben says tapping on the desk.

"I just came down her to prove to myself that the old man is really gone." I tell her looking "hurt". "And He is!!! He's dead!!" I say happily clapping my hands. She laughs faintly. "Yeah wanna know how I know? Because if he was alive, none of us would be allowed to set one FOOT in this room." I keep rambling.

"He was always in here, our whole childhood, plotting his next torment, right?" I say chuckling. "Remember how he used to look at us. That scowl? Thank CHRIST he's not our REAL father so we couldn't inherit those cold, dead eyes!" I say pulling the skin of both my eyes wide then doing a mimicking scream.
"Number Three-" I was cut off by Luther.

"Get out his chair." Luther said unimpressed. Woah he got bigggg!

"Oh, wow, Luther! Wow, you really, uh You really filled out over the years, huh?" I say looking impressed.

"Klaus." Luther says with irritation laced in his voice.
"Ah, save the lecture! I was just leaving!!" I say happily. "You guys can talk amongst yourselves"

I'm gunna get away with it YES!
Then all of a sudden. His big burly arm stopped my in my tracks.

"Drop it." He says.
"Ex- squeeze me?!" I say.
"Do it. Now." He says looking at me intensely.
"Alright. Alright." I sigh dropping the whiskey out my pockets.

"It's just a little advance on out inheritance. That's all." I say annoyed. "No need to get you little panties in a bunch"

I walk out. And check no ones looking. I pull out the fancy box.
Hoo hoooo I'm gunna get SO much money from you.

I kissed the box passionately.

Y/ns POV

I walked up to the gates. Hm. Still a depressing shit house. I feel blood run from my nose and my eyebrow. But I didn't care.

I put my sunglasses in my pocket and sigh.

I open the door.

"Knock knock, hoes!" I say walking in. No one answered or was here. I looked around. I walk into the lounge/library/bar area. No one. But i can tell someone was here.

The whiskey cabinet is open.

I walk into the kitchen.

No one.

I walk out into the back garden.

"In all regards, Sir Reginald Hargreeves made me what I am today.
For that alone, I shall forever be in his debt.
He was my master and my friend, and I shall miss him very much..." Pogo rambled.

The rain drops fell on me. I used my telekinesis to block off the rain around me.

Why am I always late? I walk a little further and inspect my old friends.

Phahaha!!!! LONG STORY SHORT:

- Luther is a gorilla.
- Diego is a spy and over confident.
- Allison defo had a butt job.
- Klaus is a druggie, still luv him.
- Fives there and I want to strangle him.
- Bens dead by the statue.
- Vanya became a pale shrub.

I giggle silently to myself. A small smile grows on my face.

"So.. What did I miss..?" I say.

And everyone looks at me.

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