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mercuryymann
what do you call a clean ant?

bassdeaky
idk wot

mercuryymann
a deodorANT

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bassdeaky
THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY BUT IM LAUGHINH
THATS SO CRIBGY
UR LIKE BRIAN

mercuryymann
hey
at least my jokes r sum wut funny

bassdeaky
ur right
deodorANT
y do i keep laughing
this isn't even funny

mercuryymann
bc i'm the master of comedy

bassdeaky
that's literally ur only talent
except singing
u have an excellent voice
i sound like a squeaky door when i try to sing

mercuryymann
no u don't
but hey
at least ur not like Roger
or shall i say
dOg wHiStLe

bassdeaky
omg Freddie
ur so mean

mercuryymann
idk y u say that
we're all mean to each other

bassdeaky
...
ok actually ur not even lying

mercuryymann
seeeee
i'm always right

bassdeaky
eh sometimes
except in Scrabble
when you tried 'pele' and debated if it was a word or not

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mercuryymann
i still believe it's a word

bassdeaky
iTS NOT RVEN A WORD
I SWEAR

mercuryymann
bet

bassdeaky
how much

mercuryymann
if it is a word
u let me call you babe for a whole week
if not...
idk u can decide what u win

bassdeaky
if YOU lose
i get to wear YOUR jacket
since you stole mine
U ACTUALLY NEVER GAVE IT BACK TO ME

mercuryymann
ok fine
but i didnt?

bassdeaky
no
u DiDnT

mercuryymann
i thought i did
OHHH
that was Brian's pencil

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bassdeaky
what
the freak
u stole Brian's pencil?

mercuryymann
yeah
i needed one and he yelled at me bc i didn't give it back
so i did
3 weeks later

bassdeaky
mk...
so i'll look up the word

mercuryymann
k

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bassdeaky
so um
idk if this counts
pele is actually a name
of a soccer player

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