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quick a/n: this convo isn't related to the last one. it's a whole new storyline.

*Tony creates the group: Idiots*

Steve: Hey, what's with the name?

Bruce: You're right Steve. The only idiot here is you.

Steve: DON'T START WITH ME RIGHT NOW BANNER!

Peter: Who's an idiot?

Bruce: Steve.

Steve: Bruce.

Peter: Am I as well?

...

*Tony changes group name to: Idiots except for Peter*

Peter: :D

Peter: I feel so loved.

Steve: Can't relate.

Bruce: Finally we agree on something.

Natasha: Hey idiots, what's up?

Steve: Well, I feel attacked.

Tony: Excluding Peter. He must be protected at all costs.

Clint: I see that the 'fatherly disease' is beginning to affect you.

Tony: Knock it off, will you?

Clint: Hey, everybody's thinking it.

Tony: Is that true?

...

Natasha: Can I please be on Peter's team? You guys suck.

Steve: Ouch.

Tony: That's up to him. It's very limited.

Peter: Hmm...have you submitted a resume? I need information before I let you join the 'non idiots' crew.

Natasha: Let's see...I'm pretty sure I've broken two legs at once before.

...

Natasha: With a sledgehammer.

Peter: You're hired!

Bruce: Oh, for crying out loud...

Clint: How does that immediately make her qualified?

Steve: Why don't the rest of us get applications?

Peter: Don't start with me, Steven. You're an idiot not worthy of our elite team of geniuses.

Bruce: What about me?

Natasha: *cackles*

Peter: Look, Nat. The unwashed masses are approaching us. Peasants.

Bruce: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

*Thor enters the chat*

*Loki enters the chat*

Thor: Hello everyone. Is there a conflict in need of solving?

Clint: Just watch...

*Loki changes group name to: KNEEL BEFORE ME*

Loki: I am Loki of Asgard!

Tony: Dude, you say that way too much. When does it stop?