Refusing to Serve Me? Then Off With Your Head!

Chapter 54 Part 1 40 Questions With the Emperor and Empress

Xiao Feng: Does zhen needs to tell you what zhen likes about her?

Xiao Yi: Let's tell each other while resting on bed at night....

(The two of them looks at each other with love.)

The Author Who Turns Crazy by the Development: Wei... Wei.... Mind your public conducts!

The Two People: Be quiet! You lack tact! Why aren't you retreating yet?

What Did You Hate About Each Other?

Xiao Feng: Is there anything unlikeable about her? (Threateningly looks at the author.)

The Author: (Shivering before turning into a sycophant.) No, Your Majesty's eyes are really sharp, how can there be anything to dislike!

Xiao Yi: ...... Actually..... (A coquettish and embarrassed look.) The emperor can be pretty hateful on bed....

Xiao Feng: Which aspect is the empress talking about? Come, let's discuss it on bed. Let's experiment everything and tell me what you dislike!

Xiao Yi: This is what I hate about you the most..... Can you spend less time doing.... that?

The Author: (Looks at Xiao Yi in envy) The saying that both drought and flood kills is true then....

How Do You Address the Other?

Xiao Feng: Xiao Yi. Yi Er. Of course, in front of the children, zhen calls her 'empress'. However, there are also times where zhen calls her 'love'.

Xiao Yi: (fists her hand) I refuse to call you love even if you hit me to death!

Xiao Feng: I would never bear to hit you....

Xiao Yi: (Blushes.) Even during 'that', I refuse to call you 'love'.

The Author: (A dazed and curious expression.) What 'that'? Can I film it? Can I watch it? Can I at least listen to it?

The Two People: Get lost! (Slapped away. The pitiful grass climbs back up before loudly asking, "Is there any of you going to get married in the near future? My biggest regret is not eavesdropping on couples!")

The Crowd: (Uproar! The author is too despicable.)

What Kind of Animal Do You Think Resemble Each Other?

Xiao Feng: A piglet. Some parts of her really resemble that creature.

Xiao Yi: A beast. He will display the characteristic of a beast sometimes.

The Author: From the replies, we can tell who is the stronger and the weaker one!

What Gift Will You Give The Other?

Xiao Feng: As long as it is not the late regent rising up from his coffin, everything else is fine.

Xiao Yi: Everything I eat, drink and used belongs to him. His entire body belongs to me, what is the purpose of giving gifts?

The Author: Xiao Feng is so selfless, Xiao Lang is so ungrateful! Everything that belongs to you and him are yours, even his entire person is yours? Let me sigh a little, selfish women are really something.

Xiao Feng: (Furious eyes) You dared to call my Xiao Yi selfish? She is what people call 'straightforwardly cute!' I reared her for so many years, who are you to speak?

The Author: (aggrieved.) I am the mother, how can I not care?

Xiao Feng: Married daughters are like thrown water! She is mine to care, now.....