why the fuck is it so hard to find a decent water gun?
standing in the pool aisle of target, namjoon was thinking this exact thing. ignoring the fact that it was march and nowhere near the season for swimming, the frustration within him grew to astonishing levels at seeing that the only water gun they had was the infamous, pocket-sized squirt gun.
namjoon sighs. well, it is cheap... though it won't be good for long range.
"fuck it, i'm hiding under my target's car," he mutters, grabbing the damned gun off the shelf and making his way up to the front to pay as the target employee stocking the shelf next to him gives him quite possibly the weirdest look he's ever received.
"should've gone to the fucking super target. or, hell, maybe walmart would have had a better selection!" another target employee shoots him a dirty look as he walks past for that last comment.
as namjoon is making his way down the aisles, he receives a text from his close friend.
seokmypinkytoe
did you get your water gun?
don't know where to get mine :/
crabman69
don't go to target.
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parkonmyface
i'm going to target!
feelinflirtae
don't go to the close one though
parkonmyface
why not? i always go there
feelinflirtae
joonie said they had shit
for a selection
parkonmyface
bullshit that's the best
target and you know it
parkonmyface
you just don't want me
to go there because you got
fired lmfaooooo
feelinflirtae
wRonGfullY
feelinflirtae
they got the wrong guy
parkonmyface
you're right
parkonmyface
it was your TWIN that was
discounting items for friends
lmao forgot
feelinflirtae
SHUT THE FUCK UP
feelinflirtae
anyways no fr joon said
they only had squirt guns so
go to the super target or smth
parkonmyface
and he still bought one?
feelinflirtae
yeah
parkonmyface
💀
parkonmyface
weak ass lmfao good
luck with that pussy gun
parkonmyface
i know he ain't takin
ME down with it
feelinflirtae
bet you fifty bucks he does
parkonmyface
.
parkonmyface
tae you don't HAVE fifty bucks
feelinflirtae
shUT UP YES I DO
STOP CLOWNING ME
parkonmyface
ok bet 🤡
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ASSASSINS | BTS
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