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Quinx Squad Shenanigans part 3

Random ghoul, about to kill a random crying person: Oh, I love the ones that cry~

Haise, pops out of nowhere with his quinque ready and crying: THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME

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Shirazu: Y'know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you

Urie: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less irritating

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Mutsuki: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions

[Y/N]: Only if you also don't ask why

[Y/N]: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls*

[Y/N]: Take your pick

Mutsuki: ...

[Y/N]: ...

Mutsuki: This one is fine

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Mutsuki: Hey, how is the most beautiful person doing?

Saiko: I don't know. What are you doi--

Shirazu: [Y/N] is doing fine

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Saiko: Did you eat all my powdered donuts?!

Haise, mouth full of food: N-no

Saiko: Then, what's that white powder on your pants?

Haise: C o c a i n e

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[Y/N], holding a box: What would you say if one day I came back home with six kittens?

Haise: [Y/N]... what's in the box?

[Y/N]: I think you already know

Haise: ...

[Y/N]: ...

Haise: Let them in

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[Y/N], carrying Shirazu the bridal style: Got ya

Shirazu: [Y/N]...

Shirazu: Maybe we should kiss to break the tension

[Y/N]: *drops Shirazu on the ground*

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[Y/N], texting Mutsuki: Hey Mutsi

Mutsuki: Hey

[Y/N]: You know what you should be for Halloween this year?

Mutsuki: No, I don't. What should I be?

[Y/N]: My boyfriend

Mutsuki: ...Yeah, that's pretty scary

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[Y/N]: *sees a box with a cat in it*

[Y/N]: *takes the cat*

Haise: *sees the whole thing*

Haise, five minutes later in front of [Y/N]'s door, in a box

Haise: I see that you like to make cute things yours