Yes, I am crazy

Chapter 22 - How I ended up ruling the world

I shook my head at their display of aggressiveness, and knew I had to do something about it. Because, you see, unicorns can not handle bad energy, and if I wanted to collect my army- I mean very-nice-horde-of-very-nice-unicorns-who-won't-hurt-anyone, I had to get rid of the fighting. 

I sighed - because I knew my awesomeness shouldn't be wasted on such trivial things as these - before stepping into their little bubble of hostility, my hands up with my palms showing in a gesture of peace. 

"Now, there is no need for-" I started calmly, but was then ferociously attacked for no reason at all. 

The two who had previously been screaming at each other, didn't even waste a glance at me before they both yelled, "Shut up!" Then they continued to quarrel. 

I placed a hand on my chest, offended by their rude attitude. Things were worse than I'd thought. I had to go on about this in a different way. 

After some heavy pondering of what to do, in which the fight between the couple only seemed to be getting worse, I finally came up with a plan to tackle the newest problem. 

Literally tackle them. 

The fighting people didn't even seem to notice as I prepared to smash into them, and it wasn't before I was already sprinting that the guy standing warily beside them saw me. His eyes widened almost comically, but he didn't have any time to react before I had already connected with my intended target.

Me and the guy both tumbled violently to the ground, me on top, he too surprised to do anything other than let out a grunt as the impact on the floor met us. 

The girl, who had just some seconds ago screamed, now stood silent in shock and stared as I pinned down her colleague. She managed to splutter some words, incoherent to me and the guy beneath me finally seemed to realize what had happened, and tried to push me of him. 

I, however, didn't relent and placed my arm on his throat, pressing him down successfully. My face was just inches away from his and I stared hard into his wide eyes.  

"There is a disturbance in the force." The guy looked at me like I was crazy. "The unicorns can't step forward," my voice was serious, though I could see he still thought I was nuts. That was okay, as long as the unicorns felt welcomed they could think whatever they wanted. 

The guy opened his mouth to say something probably stupid, but I pressed harder with my arm and he coughed instead. "You are going to help me find them." 

"Come on slouches! We are loosing them!" I waved with my hand as I sat in the tree, gesturing for my loyal companions to hurry up. Some groaned tiredly, while others quietly shuffled closer. 

It had taken some time, but soon I had collected most of the people inside the house, and was now aiming to catch the ones outside. It was, after all, a known fact that unicorns are more drawn to crowds of people where the energy is at its peak. 

Some of the humans hadn't given up that easily, and right now we were hunting for some escapees. I would've gotten angry, but knew that I had to be happy for the unicorns to approach me. So it was with a smile that I jumped down from the branch I had been crouched upon and started to stalk the crowd of nervous people with wary gazes that had collected behind some trash, looking around for me and my group. They would soon realize you just couldn't escape from me. 

I was closing in on them, and no one had yet to notice me, when a voice suddenly was heard, coming from the mansion's open window above. I stopped and listened, as did the others in hiding. 

"Fudging idiot! You did this! STOP-" I gasped with horror as I could almost feel the anger even from here. This must be the reason none of the unicorns were here yet; Lorentz was screaming his but of. I had to stop this. 

I turned on my heel and sprinted back, heading for the entrance to the big house. 

I banged open the door to the room I had heard them screaming in, yelling, "STOP IN THE NAME OF ALL RAINBO- oh." It was the wrong room, and I quickly moved on to the next, taking a deep breath, preparing to start the screaming again. 

I once again banged a door open, but as soon as I did so, I was drowned in screaming voices trying to be heard amongst the chaos. Most people yelled things like: "Kick him out!" while others seemed more cool and said things that mostly revolved around the subject of putting someones head on a spike, or letting the bees have him. 

This was not good; no way unicorns would come to meet me if they kept doing this. So I elbowed my way to the middle and seeing Hunter being the leader of the screaming against what I had previously thought a zombie called Toy, I tackled him down and stepped onto his chest. My balance was perfect and though Lorentz tried to roll away, I just stepped on him, causing him to try to protect himself. Having subdued him, I turned to the angry folk mob that seemed on the verge of drawing their pitch forks. Stupid people. There were no pitch forks around here.  

"You are stupid." Having that fact out in the open, they suddenly silenced and took a step back, the truth in the fact must have been overwhelming for them. "Roy here - if that is even his real name-"

"It's not," Roy quietly interrupted me and I glared at him, urging him to keep silent and not interrupt whatever important thing I was about to say. 

"Roy here did not draw on your faces." I saw that they didn't believe me. There was no doubt on their faces about that. "Now, I know your small pea-sized brains can't handle this kind of information, but frankly I don't care. Unicorns exist and I'm going to team up with them and you're going to help me, whether you like it or not. But you have to like it. Love it. Okay?" That last was more a threat than a question. Though I don't ever threat anyone. Ever. "Or else..." That last thing I said with a warning, promising anyone not to mess with me. 

"Or else what?" Some stupid person decided to ask. I turned to glare at him and stepped extra hard on Hunters chest, almost to prove my point. 

"Or else I won't invite you to my universe." 

Silence. Then someone laughed. And someone else. Just some seconds later, everyone was laughing hard, clutching their stomachs with tears in their eyes. 

That's it! No one is getting invited to my universe!

~~~
My brother stomped hard on something in the grass
Father - What was that?
Brother *very serious voice* - I don't know, but it's dead now at least.

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