How I Met My Americans

Prologue | This is Me

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Authors note: Fern, you (and others) will find out why I dedicated this to you in chapter 2...

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❝Can't say how the days will unfold,

Can't change what the future may hold

But, I want you in it

Every hour, every minute

This world can race by far too fast

Hard to see while it's all flying past

But, it's clear now,

When you're standing here now

I am meant to be wherever you are next to me

All I want to do

Is come running home to you

Come running home to you❞

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Annelise (Anny) Noelle Rose--

[ That's me! ]

--was always an odd fangirl.

[ What can I say e̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ "y̶o̶u̶'r̶e̶ w̶e̶l̶c̶o̶m̶e̶"? ]

However, upon meeting a group of odd Americans [ Siriusly odd A mErRy cAnS a̶l̶l̶ p̶u̶n̶s̶ i̶n̶t̶e̶n̶d̶e̶d̶, ] her odd nature was taken to extremes you could never imagine. Well, in summary, these people are part of her second family.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how I met my Americ-- **aNd gAyMiE!**

Yes, and Gaymie

I never really expected my life to be this...eventful(?) until I began recounting how I got to meet some of the most amazing people in my life, and what happens on a daily basis with said people. [ Trust me when I say that we do very odd stuff, and that I'm putting it lightly when I say "odd". ]

Now, I would like to state a few important things that you need to bear in mind while you read this. 

1. A lot of what you read in the coming chapters may be over-dramatised, while others may be under emphasised on.

2. This is a unique writing style that I will (probably) only use for this 'book.' If you would like to see a representation of what my usual writing styles look like, feel free to check out my other works. [ #shamelessselfpromo ]

3. Thanks to an idea that Cheezy (CheezyCheetos) had, all of my chapter names have a reference to a fandom that I am in. So I challenge y'all to guess the fandom and the scene/song/other that the reference is from. No spoilers or cheating! 

4. Before we begin the story, let us do the character profiles. Well I won't call them profiles since I'm not telling you about the characters, I'm just doing a collage for them so y'all can have a mental image of what the character is like when I talk about them. Also, since Wattpad only allows ten photos and because I'm lazy, I'mma just make these for the most mentioned people and y'all can imagine the rest.