// The Umbrella Academy Preferences \\

Them as vines

~ Luther
"Dad look it's the good kush" "Its the dollar store, how good can it be?"

~ Diego
"I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

~ Allison
"This bitch empty. Y E E T"

~ Klaus
"Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"

~ Five
"tHiS iS wHy MoM dOeSn'T fUcKiNg LoVe YoU"

~ Ben
"Happy birthday Raven" " I can't swim"

~ Vanya
*points at siblings*

"Look at all those chickens"