Kokichi: pizza rolls are just Italian gushers
Kaito: u okay buddy??
Angie: cursed
Miu: my eyes,,,. Have been opened,,
Kokichi: ajfkogisjuJjfkFJIGKWJJFJWI HE CARES IM IN HEAVEN JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
Kaede: ???
Kokichi: tHAT WAS MEANT FOR RANTARO IGNORE THAT PLS
Maki: never thought I'd see the day where kokichi would say please
Kokichi: never thought I'd see the day where you'd stop being a bitch and now only one of us is waiting
Miu: AJIVKTKMSIGIEKKGUSIVIEJ ROASTED
Kaito: wait,,
Kaito: is he talking about me
Kokichi: NO
Tsumugi: omg he so totally is
Himiko: I ship it
Tenko: Himiko no!!!! Don't fall into the endeavors of those degenerate males!!!!!!!
Rantaro: sHE SAID IT
Angie: rantaro is that you screaming? Atua tells me it is are you okay
Rantaro: SHUICHI OWES ME 15 BUCKS
Shuichi: I don't know why I thought I could win
Miu: nice
Ryoma: you guys are keeping me up. My phone needs to charge. It's 3am. Go to sleep, assholes
Angie: atua says shut up we're not tired
Gonta: gonta is not tired either!
Kaede: how?????? Did he???? Get back??????
Tsumugi: gonta powers apparently
Kokichi: super gonta
Shuichi: what are his powers?
Miu: shoots ants out of his cock
Kiibo: gonta owns a cock?
Kaito: sEND H E L P
Ryoma: you guys are gonna wake up the entire floor
Gonta: gonta does not own a cock, however he would like one!
Miu: IM CRYGI N
Kokichi: well snatch my weave and call me miu
Miu: ?????
Kokichi: idk it just came to my mind and I felt an overwhelming need to type it
Maki: why tho
Kokichi: bitch shut up for a second
Kokichi: so ima fuck myself up bc I'm too tired to care and if I'm genuine maybe people will like me idk its sad boy hours don't @ me
Kokichi: anyways yesterday I accidentally smacked a butterfly and I fugkin cried for 2 hours
Kokichi: like genuine tears
Kokichi: coming out of my face
Kokichi: cause that fucking butterfly had a family and that family is still waiting for their dad to come home and he,,, never will
Kokichi: anyway that's all I wanted to say
Tsumugi: soft
Kaede: did anyone else see gonta go offline
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Despaircito || A DRV3 Chatfic
RandomWarning!! Will contain irrelevant headcannons, a talent development boarding school au, Oumota and a side of Saiibo, as well as a lot of memes- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
