strange chemistry | jdg

chapter 40

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finn
hey guys i have news

mal
oh no

emily
what

jack
omg you're gay im so proud of you

mal
HA

finn
wait what no

emily
are you sure
seems pretty accurate

finn
ok fuck off
no
i have a girlfriend

mal
WOAH
congrats

jack
omg!
finny baby yayyy!
so what's his name

finn
jack fuck OFF
he r name is mary

mal
ew isn't that ur moms name
ur basically dating ur mom

jack
ewwwww
grossssss
incest
ewwwwwwww

finn
i hate all of you

jack
where's emily
she died

mal
emily

finn
she's prob fine just ignore her

jack
what

mal
did u two get in a fight or sum
what's going on

jack
is it bc people are shipping you

mal
what the fuck ew

jack
ikr

finn
no guys
nothing happened she's just being her usual self

jack
finn what the fuck
that's my girlfriend you can't exactly bully her

finn
i didn't bully her??
i'm leaving
mary is at my house

mal
ur being a dick
just letting you know
but bye

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finn
what the fuck is your problem
why'd you go mia

emily
finn
i really don't wanna make this all about me but
are you just dating mary or whatever to make me jealous
bc that's really what it seems like

finn
you're kidding me right?
that's self centered as fuck emily
sorry you can't be happy that i got over you and found someone who ACTUALLY likes me

emily
are you serious
of course i'm happy for you
the whole thing is just kinda sus
sorry ig

finn
whatever
maybe you're the one who has feelings to get over

emily
finn.
you're da trying to make me think i like you
fuck off

finn
you're unbelievable
i just suggested something i didn't say you liked me
just go be happy with jack ok
we prob should keep our distance from eachother for a while
mary and i think that's what's best

emily
fine
you're an asshole
have fun dating your mom