strange chemistry | jdg

chapter 5

momfather
hello jackalope
you're giving me so much clout
i'm thriVing

jacko
you're a true influencer now😎
i'm waiting for my thank you

momfather
well keep waiting!
i have haters now
ur 12 year old stans are coming for my ass

jacko
oh fuck
i'm sorry

momfather
don't b i live for this shit
everyone's jealous of me
and i run on attention😈

jacko
ok good
because they don't listen to me
i cant make them stop

momfather
that sucks
ok we're being too serious
i don't like it

jacko
i can fix that
it's the remix to ignition

momfather
NO FUCK
I HATE THAT IM LAUGHING
IM COUGHING

jacko
HAHAHAHAHA
i love being funny

momfather
jack i hate you
my mom thinks i'm insane now

jacko
well
is she wrong

momfather
excuse me

jacko
what're yOu gonna do about it
bUDDY
o'L
pAL

momfather
don't forget we both live in la
i'll fuck you up

jacko
OMG WAIT
WE BOTH LIVE IN LA
LETS MEET UP

momfather
eh
you kinda scare me

jacko
heck you stupid witch
how can this beautiful face scare you

momfather
behind those cute freckles
is a terrifying 14 year old maniac
i just know it

jacko
cute
wait i forgot i added u on snap
let's just check ur location

momfather
JACK
JACK
JACK
STOP

jacko
hAHAHhaHaHHahaHAHA
this is the last time you call me ugly
i'm coming for you AND your juul

momfather
ANYRHING BUT MY JUUL
PLEASE

jacko
i just called an uber i'll be at ur house
in a short 15 minutes
oh finns coming too

momfather
oh is that your one friend
that doesn't answer ur texts

jacko
hi
it's finn
and yes that is true

momfather
hi finn

jacko
hello ladiez

momfather
oh
oH
finn wolfhard
casual

jacko
yeah
who's ur friend

momfather
malina
she's dying bc she loves u

jacko
fr

momfather
lol no
#pranked

jacko

momfather
do u guys like
use memes of eachother

jacko
i dOnt
this was in jacks camera roll
i don't understand him

momfather
ok well nice talking to u
i'm gonna get not ugly
bc two teenage boys with millions of fans
are coming to my house🤪

jacko
it's jack again
i'll see you soon mommidaddi😘
love u to the moon and back
i'm gonna give you a great big hug
and tickle you
and

momfather
jack

jacko
yes

momfather
touch me and i'll break you