Happy birthday Byakuya Togami

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Me: your hot, rich, classy, aaannnndddd...
Byakuya: go on...
Me: A GIGANTIC ASSHOLE BITCH CUNT FUCK FACE! FUCK YOU YOU COCKY COCK!
Everyone: (the fuq...)
Makoto: A-Anyway happy birthday Byakuya!
Byakuya: your sentiment means nothing to me, The Esteemed Byakuya Togami.
Makoto *to me*: yeah no he's a prick you deal with him. I tried.
Me: ALRIGHT!
Byakuya: huh?! What are you doing- AHHHHHHHH-
Me: EAT SHIT YOU FUCK FACE
Me: PERSONA!

Kyoko: that day ended with Byakuya dead and with all the hopes peak academy students t-bagging him
Me *in background*: CUZ HE'S DICK!



Nah I know I'm late  it like I really don't give a fuck. Also despite him being a huge gay cunt he is a good daddy (but he will never be as good as rantaro that's just fact)

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