Imma start doing this for all the DR characters and you can't stop me
Me: I would like to give a happy Birthday to Kaede Akamatsu! UwU
Kaede: Thank you!
Shuichi: I-I got you a present *hands gift*
Kaede: Awwwww thank you Saihara~Kun!
Kokichi: Just cuz it's your birthday don't get any ideas Akamatsu~Chan
Kaede: ideas about what?
Kokichi: STEELING MY BOYFRIEND! IRUMA~CHAN MAY BE THE FILTHIEST CUM DUMPSTER BUT IM SAIHARA~CHAN'S CUM DUMPSTER!
Me: *waiting for a bad dirty joke from Miu
Miu: *says nothing*
Me: Miu?
Miu: ...
Me: Miu? You going to say anything?
Miu: ...
Me: Moan?
Miu: ...
Me: Make a dirty joke????
Miu: ...
Me: MIU?!
Miu: ...
Me: WIFU?!?!???
Miu: ...
Me: DICK!
Miu: ...
Me: FILTHY WHORE!
Miu: ...
Me: CUM DUMPSTER!
Miu: ...
Me: *is having a panic attack* MIU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING! YOU SCARRY WHEN YOUR QUIET!
Shuichi: uh Mel...
Me: *having a fucking anxiety attack*
Kaede: Mel?!
Kokichi: Mel~Chan?!
Me: HHHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGG *faints*
Kaede: OMG MEL!
Shuichi: UEHWUAUAUAWAUHWAAA!
Kokichi: She just fainted she should be fine...
Kaede: MIU!
Miu:...
Kaede: MIU! SAIHARA~KUN AND OUMA~KUN ARE HAVING SEEEEEXXX
Miu: Where?!
Kokichi: we're having sex? Why didn't you tell me Saihara~Chan
Shuichi: NO WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX!
Everyone besides Shuichi and Me: Awwwwww maaaaannnn
Shuichi: wHy dOeS eVeRyOnE wAnT mE tO bE wiTh oMa~kUN?
Me: *wakes up* you want a list or...?
Shuichi: Can we just wrap this up please? >/////////<
Me: Ohhhh Kaaaaaayyyy!
Me: Thank you for reading my first happy birthday special! and remember...
Miu's presents are always sex toys
Signing out! Kay bye bye
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Danganronpa Headcanons
AdventureMy personal Danganronpa Headcanons Warning will contain Saiouma lots and lots of Saiouma so please be warned this book is very gay and I am also very gay. Miu and Kirumi make me gay. Also boobs Also spoilers Also this was made about 2-3 years ago...
