Infinite mathematicians walked into a bar. The first said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer."
The second said, "I'll have half of what he's having."
The third said, "Well, I'll have half of what she's having."
This continued for a while, until, finally, the bartender was fed up and poured two pints of beer. "Sort it out yourselves."
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Science Jokes
Non-FictionThis is just a book about science puns, jokes, and funny stories.
