tinder dates; taekook

cook me the alphabet

you have matched with kim taehyung! you have 24 hours to message him or respond until the message is deleted.

ktaehyung:
heyyy
send nudes?

jeonjk:
uhh what about no???

ktaehyung:
aww why not??
this is a dating app,,

jeonjk:
and we're strangers???
plus ur kind of a fucking creep

ktaehyung:
and we still matched so what does that make u

jeonjk:
someone with rly low standards ig

ktaehyung:
i-
low standards???
have u even seen my face???

jeonjk:
well ur profiles a fucking cat and u don't have any pics
so u tell me

ktaehyung:
damn fine,,
ill send a pic
if u send one forst :DD

jeonjk:
what are we?? in the second grade now??

ktaehyung:
cmonnn,,,,,
pleease?

jeonjk:
no what if ur a pedo or smth

ktaehyung:
this is a dating app.

jeonjk:
uh so??
theres always creeps on dating apps
i dont see ur point

ktaehyung:
i mean ur on a gay dating app to date right??

jeonjk:
ofc what else would i be doing here?
i still dont get what ur trynna say

ktaehyung:
i-
u know what
not gonna bother

jeonjk:
hey thats nkt very nice

ktaehyung:
...
ok lets spice this up with a game of 21 questions

jeonjk:
umm
fine

ktaehyung:
ok finally

jeonjk:
i guess you know how to play right

ktaehyung:
obviously
both of us ask each other questions

jeonjk:
that's not-
whatever who starts?

ktaehyung:
that's a question :)

jeonjk:
god
fuck off

ktaehyung:
how big is your dick?

jeonjk:
yo wtf man

ktaehyung:
u have to answer ;)

jeonjk:
no im not answering ffs

ktaehyung:
oh that means its small
dw i dont care about that
not like ur topping anyway

jeonjk:
fuck off
I'm prolly bigger than you

ktaehyung:
u wanna see?
send pics and lets compare

jeonjk:
bye

ktaehyung:
ayy dont leave me
im sorry

jeonjk:
istg go to someone else to fuck with

ktaehyung:
nah im alright
anyway ur turn mon ange ;)

jeonjk:
???
what'd u say

ktaehyung:
dw bout it mon doudou

jeonjk:
huh????
ok uhh how old are you?

ktaehyung:
19
wbu

jeonjk:
im none of your business years old

ktaehyung:
tu es très impertinent, j'aime ça

jeonjk:
uhh idk what that means but
thank you??

ktaehyung:
oh i just called you a self centred prick

jeonjk:
back at ya

ktaehyung:
lmao is that the best you can do

jeonjk:
im leaving

ktaehyung:
I'm kidding lol
whats ur fav movie?

jeonjk:
don't have
favourite colour?

ktaehyung:
really?
how original

jeonjk:
idk what to ask

ktaehyung:
brown
just like the colour of ur eyes
sike im kidding sksksk

jeonjk:
ew ur cringy
get lost

ktaehyung:
whats the colour of dem eyes ;)

jeonjk:
ew x2
uk normally ppl usually ask for a pic but

ktaehyung:
send pic then

jeonjk:
nope

ktaehyung:
i figured

jeonjk:
brown

ktaehyung:
what
i guessed right
holy im a genius

jeonjk:
shut up dickhead
wbu?

ktaehyung:
ouu brightest brown eyes
im special

jeonjk:
,,,

ktaehyung:
just wait...
sharpest cheekbone on the planet

jeonjk:
u r rlly self-centred aren't you

ktaehyung:
oh im the hottest boy i know

jeonjk:
bigger freak
fantastic

ktaehyung:
ur mean
im leaving

jeonjk:
k bye

ktaehyung:
bye mon chéri ;)