Dares, dances and doo doo in your pants.

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Me: *walks into the room, slurping on a slushie*
Charlie: *following behind with a flashcard in one hand and a slushie in the other*
Vaggie: Charlie, you got slushies with that?!
Me: Rude.
Charlie: Why are you so against this game Vag's?
Husk: Because no one wants to do dumb shit, Princess.
Me: lol
Vaggie: Fuck it, fine. I'll play your shitty game as long as you don't tie me down again.
Me and Charlie: Yay!
Alastor: *walks in* Hello folks, what did I miss?
Me: Can you untie Vaggie real quick?
Alastor: *snaps his fingers, ropes around Vaggie disappear*
Vaggie: *gets up, stretching* Finally.
Husk: *whispers under breath* Traitor.
Vaggie: *Akanbe's with her middle finger*
Me: Well, lets get cracking on some dares and questions! Charlie, will you please give me the card?
Charlie: Sure. *Hands the flashcard to Host*
Me: *reads the card before speaking* Ah, all of these requests are from the lovely queenpanba! Thank you so much!
Vaggie: *rolls eyes* Get on with it.
Me: *glares at Vaggie* A little respect wouldn't do you any harm, Miss X's and O's.
Me: First dare; Alastor to pole dance, with the help of Angel if needed. This should be interesting.
Alastor: No.
Charlie: Speaking of Angel, where is he?
Me: He said he had work tonight, no? He might be practicing? *puts shoulder bag onto the floor and starts rumaging in it*
Vaggie: *leans to Charlie* *whispers* Did they always have that?
Charlie: *shrugs*
Me: *entire arm goes into bag*
Vaggie: *still whispering* And why is their arm going so deep into that bag?!
Charlie: I don't know why you're still questioning them.
Me: *whips out a phone* There it is. *starts making a call*
Husk: Wouldn't it be quicker if someone just went to get him-
Me: aNGEL GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE S T A T.
Everyone:
*footsteps of someone running down the hall can be heard*
Angel Dust: *slams door open and runs into the room* I'M HERE PUSSIES.
Me: Teach Alastor to pole dance, bug.
Angel Dust: Don't call me that. And we don't have a pole, I am not letting that Strawberry Pimp use mine.
Alastor: I haven't agreed to this-
Me: *walks up to Alastor* Can I borrow your staff?
Alastor: *sighs, then hands it to Host*
Me: *hits bottom of staff on the ground, it grows and touches the ceiling, creating a stable pole*
Alastor:
Me: Well, go ahead.
Alastor: Do I-
Me: *whispers* Woof.
Alastor: You know I can kill you right here and now-
Me: Stop being a pussy.
Angel and Vaggie: *exchange glances and laugh*
Alastor: ...Fine. *walks up to the pole, grabs it and shakes it to check its stable. Then, he circles it, before beginning to climb it*
Me: *sits on a couch, starts eating popcorn* Free show~
Husk: Wait, where did you get that-
Me: lOOK HE'S STARTING!
Angel Dust: *wolf whistles*
Charlie: *cheering him on*
Alastor: *Awkwardly wraps legs around pole and lets go with his hands, hanging back, before hugging it again and sliding down* Yep I'm done.
Me: I'm surprised you even did it to be honest. *whips out flashcard* Next dare; Alastor has to terrify everyone.
Alastor: *takes pole back into hands, it poofs back into a staff* *smirks around* That I can do~
*room fades to darkness quickly and a red smoke fills the room*
Charlie and Vaggie: *uncomfortably walk closer together*
Angel and Husk: *nervously glancing around*
Me: *sits on couch again, munching popcorn quicker* This is fucking good.
Alastor: *proceeds to creep on people, scaring them and disappearing*
Everyone but Host: *slowly freaking out more and more*
Me: He's such a good actor.
Alastor: *claps twice, lights come back on* Host stop that, how can I scare people with you around?
Me: *shrugs*
Charlie: *sighs* Whats the last dare?
Me: It's actually a question for you Charlie! It says; What's it like being Princess of Hell?
Charlie: It's a big responcibilaty, but I love it! Starting the Hotel also helps with gaining experience on leadership.
Me: Thats... a good answer.
Charlie: Thanks!
Me: Well those are all the dares for tonight, please comment more! Lets try get some of the other characters into the action, okay?
Husk and Vaggie: Or don't?
Me: *cough* See you guys tomorrow!

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