"If you were able to live to the age of ninety and retain either the mind or body of a thirty year old for the last sixty years of your life, which would you want?"
"....What?" Dean questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"At ninety, would you rather have the mind or body of thirty year old?" Cas simplified.
"Well, what thirty year old are we talking here, because some thirty year olds are in REALLY bad shape, and I don't want this to be like some sick genie trick where you get screwed over because you didn't choose your wording carefully enough."
"Let's say, thirty year old Benedict Cumberbatch body."
"Oh. My. GOD."
"I know."
"I FREAKING LOVE BLUMBERPOLE PUMPKINSNATCH!"
"I know. Blendydork Potatopatch is my favorite."
"Bloctor Holminatch is super hot."
"Totally hot." They paused.
"Wait are you gay?" Dean asked.
"What's it matter?"
"Curiousity."
"Are you?"
"No."
"You just said Benadyrll Copperpants was hot."
"Yeah, I'm not blind. I'm bi."
"Oh. I'm gay."
"Okay.... Do you ever walk into a room and shout 'I'm here, I'm queer?"
"No. Do you?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I value my life."
"Ouch. My brother once walked into a room and shouted 'I'm here for the show, where are my hoes?'"
"...Your brother sounds amazing."
"He is."
"Wait what was the question again?"
"Mind or body of a thirty year old at ninety?"
"Body."
"Why?"
"Because then I'd look like Benjamin Cummerbund, that's why."
"It's amazing how warped his name could be, yet we still know what it is."
"It's a fact he should be proud of. What about you?"
"I'd say body also. That way my mind could still mature."
"Yeah, but then you could forget stuff easily."
"But I'd know more and still be hot. A ninety year old bachelor who makes a killing."
"So a hot, wise, elderly gay man. Hello Dumbledore."
"Oh my god."
"Am I wrong?"
"I'M DESTINED TO BE DUMBLEDORE."
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Castiel Dumbledore."
"I'm am so happy you know his full name."
"Castiel Dumbledore. We could shorten it to Cas Dumb."
"You ruined it."
"Or did I make it better?"
"Ruined it."
"Okay..."
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36 Questions of Destiel
FanfictionFor a project, Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak, total strangers, are forced to honestly answer 36 questions. But the questions are prying, and the boys may leave knowing and feeling a lot more for each other than they originally intended. Based on...
