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<Message Taeyongs phone cracked😂 Details

EverybodysayHEYchan
So guys

My mom said if i dont marry mark i dont get married at all

So who wanna come to mines and marks wedding😈

Jaeminame
DID SHE REALLY SAY THAT

EverybodysayHEYchan
YES

Jenocide
Does marks parents even know hes gay

Markwee
Yes(?)

no.

EverybodysayHEYchan
They dont

Rendone
So you and haechan have been dating for 8(?) Months and marks parents havent caught on yet

EverybodysayHEYchan
Actually 9 and yep

But mines are fully aware😏

Jaeminame
Mark hasnt came out yet?

Markwee
Nope

EverybodysayHEYchan
I didnt have too my mom said she knew i was gonna be gay😳

She just sat next to me one day and said "Donghyuck do you like boys" and then i was like "yuh" then she screamed at my dad "I FUCKING TOLD YOU IM ALWAYS RIGHT" and my dad was like "shit you right😳"

I mean, i wore her heels around the house 24/7 and stole her makeup for more than half my life it was pretty obvious

Markwee
Haechan you still do that

EverybodysayHEYchan
Exactly

so i was just like "aye mom i gotta boyfriend" and she was all like "ight lmao😂"

Jenocide
I love watching haechan explain conversations

Rendone
So they dont think its sus that you and haechan are always together

Markwee
They just think we are really close friends

Jaeminame
Yeah, really close friends that cuddle hold hands and make out in public 24/7

Just guys being bros y'know😂😂😂

Rendone
Definitely not gay or anything😳

Jenocide
No homo😴

Jaeminame
Forreal though you probably should

It seems stressful but it isnt hard just be like

Hey mom😐 i like to kiss😚 boys😳 because girls😶 have cooties😷

so yeah👀 dick😹

EverybodysayHEYchan
And if they dont like it just move in with me😏

Markwee
Ehhh

Jenocide
C'mon mark

Rendone
It'll feel better to get it off your chest

Markwee
Fine

EverybodysayHEYchan
YAY MARK!

Jaeminame
WE BELIEVE IN YOU
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8:32am
The amount of emojis i used in this chapter is hurting me

Anyways i was reading through this book and i love the way my humor changes and gets more chaotic the further into it you go, anyways the the boyz book should be ready sometime this week😏

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