On a bored long holiday.
Edge: *sleeping on his FUCKINGCOUCH*
Poppy: eheh... *Scream* Wake your lazy ass up!!!!!
Edge: *shot up and punched poppy* ahhh!
Poppy: ouch.... How could you.
Hana: *break in* I HEARD MY HUNNY CALLING!!! *sees hurt poppy* LE GASPU!!! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!
Edge: ..... He started first.
Hana: *glaring*
Heat: hey guys! I found a deck of uno cards in the attic!
Edge:...
Hana: *still worrying about Poppy*
Poppy: *lying on the ground*
Heat: what did you guys do??
Edge: what about the Uno card you've b-
Sonic: *run at the speed of sound into the room* UNO CARDS YOU SAY?????
Edge:.. yeah...
Sonic: I'm a master at it UwU
Edge: proof it.
Sonic: ouh I will..
*They all sit in a circle*
???: Ouh a game of cards you say??
Poppy: who tf is that?!
???: Look up pop
Poppy: *looks up* wtf?! Get down here!
Trickster: *looses balance and fell* oof-
Can I play?
Poppy: sure.
Hana: so? Who's starting?
Edge: *in a serious tone* there's only one way.. the deathliest way... We can do hunger game and the last one would be first or-
Sonic: how about rock paper scissor? I think that's the easiest and more safer way.
Edge:.. okay..
Trickster: I WILL DEFEAT YOU GUYS IN THIS GAME CALLED UNO!! How tf do you play this?
Everyone except Trickster: *facepalm*
Heat: the rules are that after a card is drawn the player can discard it if it is a match, or if not, play passes on to the next player. The other type is where players continue to draw cards until they have a match, even if it is 10 times. The game continues until a player has one card left
(and yes. I took this from Wikipedia. And yes. I forgot how to play uno correctly so.. yeah. It's sad)
Trickster: ouh.. *still don't understand*
Edgy: you have to put the card that have the same colour or number in the center when it's your turn. (That's how i play it at least?)
Trickster: ouh...
Hana: let's just get going.
Poppy: yeee
Sonic: okay
Heat: *shuffle the cards and gave everyone each 7 cards*
Everyone: *serious af*
Heat: so.. rock paper scissors....
*Hana won*
Hana: yayy! Okay... *Pick a card from the deck*
*got a red seven card*
...
Umm.. i don't have... QwQ *takes a card from the deck* no. *take another*
*Got skip card* OUH COME ON!!!!
Edge: *laughed*
Everyone except hana and edge: *looks at edge with a horror expression*
Hana: *death glare*
Edge: *notice it* oh shet
Hana: *went on a rampage and killed Edge*
T h E E n D.
(I forgot how to play uno. Shet)
YOU ARE READING
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