#4 | Marry

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Honestly, bread is a great match for everybody. They are consistent, loyal and passionate lovers, they will love you until they grow stale and rot (or until you eat them so you can date the exotic Hawaiian bread).  Bread never needs much, just a bit of love and affection and they will make your everyday the best day.  Unless you marry sourdough. Then you should just sell it to the neighbors. That $%*#! isn't worth it. Bread will never loathe you (but it could loaf you). Yep, that was just -- I can't even.

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