Hamilton || Into the Future! [Reader Insert + x Reader] ( ON HOLD )

1. Excuse me, WHOM le hell?

"Oh my gosh, I was joking, Oh my Lord-" (Y/N) laughed at their reactions. "That's not funny, That's not!" Alexander jumped up, but was held down my George. "Madame, Who the hell are you really?" Lafayette frowned. Hercules hit Lafayette's side and muttered "Be nice.." to him. "Je suis désolé.. Whom le hell," He paused to smirk at Hercules "are you?"

"Um, My name is (Y/N) (L/N). You're actually about 300 years in the future, and it's 2019. Our president has many haters and followers, but I'd rather not give my political opinion to founding fathers." (Y/N) chuckled nervously. "And the world war?" George raised an eyebrow. "There's no such thing as World War 4." She reassured. The revolutionaries relaxed a bit, before she then said "There were only two." Then they all tensed up again, and flipped their shizzle, before they had to calm down again.

"Well, that's a cheery piece of news." Thomas sarcastically said, crossing his arms. "Anyway.." (Y/N) looked away from him slowly. "Any other questions? Due to it being 12:30 now, everyone is limited one question."

Alexander raised his hand first, causing the SMFDR or groan and/or roll their eyes. "Why are we here?" He asked. "That's a good question! Why are you here?" (Y/N) backfired the question due to lack of knowledge on that subject.

Next was Thomas. "If those are 'shorts', what does your underwear look like?" He then leaned forward and rested his elbow on his knee and rested his chin in his hand with a smirk. He was then slapped on the back of the head by James, whilst the others made disapproving looks. "I'm  going to pretend you didn't just ask that.."  (Y/N) blushed slightly and looked down.

Lafayette's hand then shot up. "Is France free?" He frantically asked. "Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's free. Don't worry." (Y/N) calmed him down with her words.

John slowly raised his hand next. "Is slavery legal?" He asked with a glint of hope in his eyes. "Absolutely not. It's been illegal for about 200 years now." (Y/N) then put her hands on her hips. John smiled, and Alexander shot up again. "I told you, Jeffershit! I told you it would happen!" Alexander pointed at Thomas. "In my defense, I opposed slavery!" Jefferson stood up. He was taller than Alexander by quite a bit. "Chienne, owned slaves, shut ze Merde up." Lafayette scoffed. A few minutes later, they all had stop Alexander and Thomas getting into a fist fight.

Hercules then raised his hand. "What's around your neck? It's unlike any necklace I have ever seen." He then pointed to (Y/N)'s dog tag necklace. She then took it off, and held it up. "This is called a 'dog tag'. Every soldier gets one to identify who they are if the die in action." All the revolutionaries then looked at each other and muttered. "So, you got that from your... your husband?" George furrowed his eyebrows. "Oh, heavens no," (Y/N) chuckled. "This is mine. I was a soldier for the U.S. army... I haven't really found the right one for me... yet." (Y/N) looked to George with a look that wasn't exactly a smile, but it was only a mask to hide her internal hurt emotions. "Am I getting this right? You were a soldier?" Aaron gapped in shock, breaking George and (Y/N) out of their stare. "Uhm,  Yeah, Yeah. Many years ago." She nodded.

That left the others in shock. "Oh my Lord, look at the time." She said, looking at a fake watch on her wrist. "Okay um. You! Muscles, Loudmouth, and Dad-Of-Everyone," (Y/N) pointed to Hercules, Alexander, and George. "Help me move the table, the rest of you try to push the furniture. Let's have a big sleepover!"

20 minutes later, the floor was covered in pillows and blankets.

The sleeping arrangements were Thomas was by the door, James was next to him and they were gossiping about the other people in the room. Alexander and John were trying to act straight in a corner, but were failing. Sadly. Lafayette and Hercules were drinking on the couch, already drunk over the last 5 minutes. Aaron and George were reading through the new books near the shelf of the living room. Everyone was in their undershirts, trousers, and socks. (Y/N) was sitting in the middle of the blanket, alone.

"Hey, George, c'mere." (Y/N) had an idea. George raised an eyebrow, and walked over. She made him sit in front of her, and she pulled out his ponytail. "I love your hair how the heck is it so smooth?" She mumbled, as she started brushing his hair. The other guys started to watch (Y/N). "Okay, guys. Come here." She called them over, and they got up and went behind her. She thought them how to do a braid by starting to braid George's hair, and in a few minutes there was a long braid-train.

Everyone was then gossiping about each other as if they were all teenagers, and the first one to be  done was (Y/N). "Hah! Done!" She then pulled George by the braid backwards, so then his head was resting in her lap. "Gah! Oh," George started to lightly chuckle/laugh at that. Everyone else paused and leaned to the side [John, Who was at the end fell on his side from leaning too far.] to see the Modern Major General laugh in shock. "Oh my g- She's magic, she made the president laugh-" someone muttered.

7 drinks later, everyone was drunk and near sleep on the ground.

"We need nicknames." (Y/N) slurred, and popped the cap of a sharpie open. "Everyone get in line. I'm givin' y'all tattoos." She smirked, and thought she was a tattoo artists.

John got a - 'Gay Turtle' on his wrist.

George got - 'Daddy' on his neck.

Alexander got - 'Loudmouth' on one cheek, and 'Angry Hamster' on the other

Hercules got - 'H O R S E S .' on his left ass cheek.

Lafayette got a - 'Large Baguette 👇' on his stomach, just above his pants.

Thomas got a big Lenny face on his forehead.

James got the most ink, and it read 'Where's mah cough medicine?' All over his face

And Aaron got the classic penis on his cheek.

"Yay!" (Y/N) cheered one she was done. She jumped up, and then fell down again, face planting. "She'll be okay." James slurred. The last thing (Y/N) saw before blacking out was Alexander the Turtle humping her croc.