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Paul would always be that guy when someone rants to him (unless it's Pat) He'll respond,"Sorry but I hear the sound of NO ONE CARING"

Pat has the worst drawing skills but the best at singing (secretly)

Tord literally eats ice cream once a month when he's on break and no other armies waged war.

Patryck has a serious fear of losing Paul or Tord since both of them are the only ones who understands how he feels in the army.

In their free time Paul & Pat would make weird faces and talk in the weirdest voice they can.

Tord has a soft spot for kids in the street who were abandoned by their parents and would let them live in the base being taken care of LGBTQ+(including straight) couples for a while till they're 16 and ready to be trained.

Paul gave a kid a gun and ended up staying in the corner of his bedroom because of Patryck telling Tord.

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