Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Bowsette x Boosette

Luigi: wait a minute was Bowser x King boo a thing.

AJ: no never existed. Even in the weirdest a Mario ships on the internet.

Luigi: so why do they ship them.

AJ: because they both girls.

Luigi: really

AJ: yes

Luigi: at least with the other ships there were ships that existed before the crown. Like Bowser x Mario, Bowser x Peach, Bowser x Luigi, king boo x Peach, and king boo x Luigi they all existed before the crown. But there was no Bowser x King boo or even Bowser x a regular boo. But they ship them if they are girls.

AJ: yes

Luigi: did the ship at least happen to the male version after the female ones.

AJ: no

Luigi: why?

AJ: people just want to see two hot girls love each other than two freak natures love each other.

Luigi: well.......................(sigh) can't argue with that.