Luke's daughter: Daddy can you give me ceweal?
Luke: Wait sweetheart, let me ask- ASHTON WHERE IS THE CEREAL?
Ashton: I DON'T KNOW!! STOP SCREAMING AT ME, WE'RE 2 FEET APART!!
Ashton's son: *Giggles uncontrollably*
Calum's son: *Walks up to Luke's daugher* *Hands cereal* Here you go.
Calum: Look at my son, picking up chicks like-
Luke: Continue that sentence and I'll chop your balls off.
Michael's son: Daddy, uncle Luke said balls. Hehe.
Michael: There's nothing to cut because uncle Cal has no balls. *High fives son*
Calum: God Michael, you're such an asshole
Ashton's son: Daddy, what's an asshole?
Ashton: Oh my god, where did you learn that word- MICHAEL, CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID!?
Luke: Stop screaming, Jesus Christ.
Luke's daughter: *counts Cheerios as she eats them* One.. Two.. Thwee..
Michael's son: You're a loser, lol
Michael: That's my son, right here
Luke: Oh jeez, not again
Calum's son: Daddy, did you get another tattoo?
Calum: Yeah, but don't tell mom
Calum's son: But you can't hide that.
Calum: Not if you wear a sweater
Luke's daughter: DADDY, UCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word- AN ASS!
Luke: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD!?
All the kids: Uncle Calum!
Luke: *Glares at Calum*
Michael's son: Daddy, is this what you call a fucked up moment?
Ashton: Oh my god, where do you kids learn these words!? *Stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER!
Calum's son: Isn't that my daddy's job?
Calum: Nice one *High fives son*
Luke: Why did it reach this point where all I asked for was some damn cereal?
Luke's daughter: What does damn me-
Ashton: No need to learn that word child, no need
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FanfictionThis book is filled to the top with funny and random things from Tumblr or that wander inside my brain.. Every now and then there might be an imagine or preference :) I plan on doing daily updates but sometimes I forget haha oh and this is a sequel...
