""I... I could always just teach you Spanish, you know." There was a hint of a smile in his voice that offset you. A sly smile, not genuine-- something teasing underlying. You were tempted to disagree, but...
From there, only Thanos knew what would...
N/Nbee: i have to talk to the duck before the videocall jfrueyskghfhckvkgzgkurs ugh rip me and my 2 brain cells i guess
kingani: oooooooh
N/Nbee: :((((((((((
kingani: really it's awesome how close you guys are now
N/Nbee: we are NOT
kingani: ;-; yes you're willingly agreeing to talk to him alone
N/Nbee: ANI willingly is an understatement
kingani: no I don't think so
N/Nbee: :(
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kingani: aw cute kitty
N/Nbee: he TEXTED ME sm fucking H
kingani: y/n lol calm down i swear he isn't the devil
N/Nbee: you'd only say that because you're an angel ani i guess i'm gonna go bye
kingani: byee good luck!!
[ N/Nbee is offline ]
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"Okay, someone get in this boat and play bumper cars with the creeper guy. Somebody get in the boat and-- I'm about to start dropping lava from the sky, get out of the circle! Oh my god, you're all so fucking dumb, I'm about to start the lava!" He inhales deeply, clicking intensely, "I just wanted to have one-- Ugh, alright, okay, fine, I got it, I got it. Just get out-- Oh, shit! You— Y/N. Uh... What's... What's up?"
"I... don't know? What's up with you?" You responded, both confused and amused. It wasn't as if you hadn't expected absurdity from him, but...
Well, he never failed to surprise you.
"Nothing real! Just Minecraft shit, ha, uh— you know the gamer grind. Never stops. Me cago en—" he cut himself off abruptly.
"...I thought we were supposed to be on a call?"
"Yes! Yeah, we were— are— Díos mío, no puedo hablar inglés— So. I'm just gonna turn off Minecraft now, uh... Bye guys, I gotta— But— yeah. Okay, it's off... Y/N. Now it is."
"You're a mess," you chuckled.
"No— no, you!" He defended, entirely adamant and defensive.
You granted him a moment to quit Minecraft and get himself situated. Based on what you had watched in his videos recently (purely out of boredom, of course), he was quite an enigmatic person that could probably use a few seconds to calm down.
