bad guy

【 SIX 】

dann: i really fuckin hate u

phol: wow yes love u too

phol: no homo

dann: yeah yeah

dann: i swear to fuck tell anyone and you won't hear the last of it phil michael lester

phol: oh yeah?

dann: yeah

phol: im not going to challenge you because you will actually hurt me

phol: please dont

phol: u can have my girlfriend

dann: phil, you know im gay

phol: right yeah forgot about that for a second

phol: can i tell you a secret

dann: wouldn't trust me but SURE

dann: secrets are always cool

phol: don't really know why im dating claire

dann: uh huh

dann: nice

dann: yeah so i like this boy

phol: omg elaborate please let me hear the tea 🐸🍵

dann: dont ever use those emojis ever again

phol: 🐸🐸🐸🍵🍵🍵

phol: three teas for three bois

dann: im just not going to tell you

phol: NO PLEASE

dann: uh he's cute? kind of shorter than me, dyed his hair brown and he has a girlfriend

phol: omg pj?

phol: THATS SO CUTE

dann: phil,, sweetie

dann: pj is

dann: how do i say this?

dann: CLEARY FUCKING STRAIGHT AND IN LOVE

dann: of course it's not him you utter tit

phol: o h

phol: yeah no idea

dann: that's the point, anyway i need advice

phol: idk just be nice to him? stop being your douchey self and actually try to win him over maybe????

dann: i cant change who I am but I get u

dann: im an asshole lmao

dann: even my therapist told me that

phol: they meet lovely

dann: yeah no

dann: see you in english!!!

phol: alright, asswipe
sent, 9:02am

the boy dan has taken a liking to is obviously phil. yes i know his hair was ginger and yes i know his hair is dyed black. dont come for me just because phil has dark brown dyed hair in this (he's gonna dye it to black dwbi)