I thought I would appease my fellow not too straights for pride month
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KingExplosionMurder has opened a new chatroom.
KingExplosionMurder: Jesus Chrost I odsmdn'tjrridkdjsnskddjzns I can't do thsi whehre ossk my hsusbnd
Shouto is online.
Shouto: Shut up you actual baby.
KingExplosionMurder: Eat egg
RedRiot is online.
RedRiot: Hey guys!
KingExplosionMurder: WHERE U AT
RedRiot: In my room??? Why?
KingExplosionMurder: Aight I'm boutta head out
KingExplosionMurder is offline.
Shouto: Wait what
Shouto: Are you okay? What about Kaminari.
RedRiot: He's sleeping on the couch. Where are you guys? I can't find you
Shouto: We're miles away from the dorms. We were looking for you.
RedRiot: lmao why
Shouto: Wh
Shouto: Bitch what
Shouto: Croissant man literally told us he saw you dragging Kaminari's lifeless body out the door
Can'tStopTwinkling is online.
Can'tStopTwinkling: Bitch bet☆
Shouto: Fucking square up you sparkly ass wannabe European
Can'tStopTwinkling: You're scaring Ojiro, shut up☆
Shouto: I will n word at you, mortal
Can'tStopTwinkling: You can't do shit with your bipolar, daddy issues having ass☆
RedRiot: Please stOp
RedRiot: Everything's fine guys, calm down
RedRiot: I can ask Uraraka to make curry for you guys to calm you down?-
Shouto: BRO WHAT SHE FUCKIN DEAD
Can'tStopTwinkling: What about Sero?☆
RedRiot: What do you mean? What's wrong with Sero and Uraraka?
Shouto: They left UA
RedRiot: No they didn't. They're both in the kitchen with Midoriya and Mina. Are you guys okay?
Shouto: A R E Y O U ?
RedRiot: Calm down- you guys are acting weird lol
Can'tStopTwinkling: We'll be back soon. Don't do anything stupid.
Can'tStopTwinkling: Todoroki, log off.
Can'tStopTwinkling is offline.
Shouto is offline.
RedRiot: I mean ok
RedRiot is offline.
Chargebolt is online.
Chargebolt: y'all ok i saw this fuckin tweet from present mic
Chargebolt: it fuckin said "spiderman can seal my asshole with his webs anyday"
Chargebolt: that's all
Chargebolt is offline.
Froppy is online.
Froppy: Doesn't Present Mic have a large fanclub full of kids?
Creati is online.
Creati: That is true. Although he drinks often with the rest of the teachers, he could have been drunk.
Froppy: By the way, have you asked out Todoroki yet?
Creati: What the fuck
Creati: I am not interested in dating and you know that.
Froppy: Sure. Sure.
Creati: And have you confessed your feelings for Tokoyami.
Froppy: You really gonna pull that card when you know the author ships Tokoyami with both me and Shoji
Creati: You say that like you don't know the author also ships both TodoMomo and TodoDeku.
Froppy: The author ships pretty much everything because he's a little bitch
Creati: Yeah, author, you stanky ass hoe, grow an opinion
Cellophane is online.
Cellophane: Have I ever told u how hot 60s Robin is
Froppy: What
Cellophane: You know that Batman series from the 60s
Creati: Yeah?
Cellophane: Robin
Cellophane: is
Cellophane: hot
Froppy: What the hell
Creati: What am I supposed to do with this information
Cellophane: Just
Cellophane: I don't know
Cellophane: Good lo r d
Froppy: Dude calm down
Chargebolt is online.
Chargebolt: sero hi i have a request
Cellophane: ok
Chargebolt: marry me, fucknugget
Chargebolt is offline.
Cellophane: what ok be there in a minute
Cellophane is offline.
Creati: What
Froppy: Ah yes, our gay sons.
Froppy: Speaking of gay, you were lying when you said you weren't interested in dating. You want to violently lock tongues with Jirou and I can bet actual money on it
Creati: I swear to the flying spaghetti monster I will actually fight you but not really I love you you're like my best friend
Froppy: Bet
Froppy is offline.
Creati is offline.
Tenya is online.
Tenya: Let me hit your Juul bro
Tenya: Wrong chat
Tenya is offline.
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☆BNHA Chatfic☆
HumorI mean if you read the title then I'm sure you all know why I've brought you here today. Midoriya invites a bunch of hooligans to a chatting app. They all regret this upon entry.
