Big Green Tractor

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Pinky has opened a new chatroom.

Pinky: Hark how the bells,

Cellophane is online.

Cellophane: Sweet silver bells,

Deku is online.

Deku: All seem to say,

Froppy is online.

Froppy: Throw cares away!

Pinky: Christmas is here!

Cellophane: Bringing good cheer!

Deku: To young and old,

Froppy: Meek and the bold.

Pinky: Ding-dong ding-dong

Pinky: That is their song

Cellophane: With joyful ring,

Deku: All caroling,

Froppy: One seems to hear words of good cheer

Pinky: From everywhere

Cellophane: Filling the air.

Deku: Oh how they pound,

Deku: Raising the sound,

Deku: O'er hill and dale,

Deku: Telling their tale.

GroundZero is online.

GroundZero: GAILY THEY RING

GroundZero: WHILE PEOPLE SING

GroundZero: SONGS OF GOOD CHEER

GroundZero: CHRISTMAS IS HERE

Froppy: Okay we're cutting this off now

GroundZero is offline.

Deku: Anyways, merry very early Christmas my friends ^^

Pinky: It's always Christmas, Midoriya

Froppy: It's unfortunately true

Cellophane: I can't tell if you're saying we're going into an ice age or what

Pinky: Haha no

Pinky: We have global warming

Pinky: Looks at camera

Cellophane: Mina stop

Pinky: So, Sero

Pinky: Let's discuss Kaminari

Cellophane: Oh hey gtg bye

Cellophane is offline.

Deku: Okay this is bye

Deku is offline.

Mina: jfejxifkeodkfjekxkt

Froppy: risjg

RedRiot is online.

RedRiot: I'll talk to him-

RedRiot: Also hi

Pinky: Heyyyyy

Froppy: Hey, Ei

Pinky: Btw I can talk to Kami if you want me to?

RedRiot: It's fine, bro, I got it. It's better for me to do both since I'll be hearing both sides. If we both hear different sides of the story, one of our brains are bound to mess up and whatever's going on will get worse because we will be arguing as well.

Pinky: Wait, it turned into am argument?

RedRiot: Yeah, some shit was said

Pinky: When did it happen?

Froppy: I believe I heard something about it yesterday

RedRiot: Yeah.

Pinky: hhhhhhhh

RedRiot: Only 3/5 of the squad is functional

Pinky: Well

Pinky: I mean

RedRiot: Bakugou's always like that, you can shush.

Froppy: Huh.

Froppy: Imma go.

Froppy is offline.

Pinky: Kiri, huntie, we're the only functional ones in the squad and you know it.

RedRiot: It depends how you describe "functional".

Pinky: True.

Pinky: But by functional here I mean able to participate in squad activities at the current time.

RedRiot: Makes sense. Bakugou hates everyone and I need to drag him everywhere, and then Kaminari and Sero are fighting.

Pinky: Are you sure you don't want me to help straighten things out though? Sero and I are close, and you're close with Kami. I'm sure we can get through to them easier separately. We just need to promise to not turn on eachother!

RedRiot: I would never turn on you, bro.

Pinky: Thanks, bro uwu

Pinky: By the way, what was the last chatroom about? It doesn't let me log into past chatrooms.

RedRiot: It was just me telling Shinsou about MMTN

Pinky: No, no, there was one after that. I already asked Kami about that one.

RedRiot: There wasn't anything after that, Mina-

Pinky: Oh. I must be going crazy haha.

RedRiot: You already have lmao

Pinky: Fuck yeah

RedRiot: Anyways, I gtg. Cya!

Pinky: Byeeeee! Cya at the Christmas tree!

Pinky is offline.

RedRiot is offline.

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