EarphoneJack has opened a new chatroom.
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EarphoneJack: MOMO HOLY SHIT
Creati is online.
Creati: What?!
EarphoneJack: MY EDGELORD TITLE IS AT RISK!
Creati: Isn't that Tokoyami's title?
Shouto is online.
Shouto: It's mine.
Tsukuyomi is online.
Tsukuyomi: Excuse me? It's mine.
KingExplosionMurder is online.
KingExplosionMurder: Listen up, bitches.
KingExplosionMurder: It's my FUCKING title.
Creati: Guys let's not-
Shouto: I will fight all of you. Not you though, Momo, you're lit.
Creati: That doesn't make the situation any better, Todoroki;;
EarphoneJack: B I T C H
KingExplosionMurder: I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU ALL! INCLUDING PONYTAIL!
Creati: I'm not a part of this!
EarphoneJack: YOU TOUCH THE GIRL AND I WILL SHANK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
KingExplosionMurder: COME AT ME, PUNK
Creati: Please stop;;
Shouto: Square up, thot.
EarphoneJack: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A THOT, PRETTY BOY?
Tsukuyomi: Jesus Christ just let me keep my fucking edgelord title. There are plenty other things for you all to be remembered by.
Creati: Yeah!
Shouto: I have a better idea.
EarphoneJack: Spill.
Shouto: I get the edgelord title. Tokoyami can have the emo title. Jirou can have the punklord title. Bakugou can have the high and mighty title of Asshole.
KingExplosionMurder: EXCUSE ME? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING AN ASSHOLE, ICYHOT?
EarphoneJack: You.
Tsukuyomi: Hoenugget.
Creati: Guys-
Shouto: Bakugou.
Shouto: Hey, Bakugou.
Shouto: Bakugou.
KingExplosionMurder: WHAT?
Shouto: Bitch.
Shouto is offline.
KingExplosionMurder is offline.
RedRiot is online.
RedRiot changed KingExplosionMurder's name to "GroundZero".
RedRiot is offline.
Tentacole is online.
Tentacole: Why the fuck is Bakugou screaming this time?
Tentacole: Oh.
Tentacole: Todoroki should hide.
Creati: Why do I even try?
EarphoneJack: So like can I take the edgelord title?
Tsukuyomi: No.
EarphoneJack: Bird brained car-staining beaked figgerfagger.
Tsukuyomi is offline.
Creati: Jirou--
Tentacole: You're rude. I'm out.
Tentacole is offline.
EarphoneJack: His screentime can't go over 15 seconds.
Creati: Jirou-
EarphoneJack: Yesssss?
Creati: Are you okay?
EarphoneJack: Maybe.
Creati: Do you want to talk about it?
EarphoneJack: M A Y B E .
Creati: I'll be over in five minutes.
EarphoneJack: Okay.
Creati is offline.
EarphoneJack is offline.
InvisibleGirl is online.
InvisibleGirl: Wait I'm not important
InvisibleGirl is offline.
TailMan is online.
TailMan is offline.
Pinky is online.
Chargebolt is online.
Pinky: Kami, I'm writing fanfiction about all our classmates
Chargebolt: Send.
Pinky: Not here. It's mostly shipping.
Chargebolt: Stop shipping me and Sero???
Pinky: Screw you it's fun
Uravity is online.
Uravity: Give me your OTPs dammit
Pinky: Do you wish for me to involve you and Deku in this?-
Uravity: ...
Uravity: Who do you ship me and Deku with?
Pinky: WITH EACH OTHER OF COURSE
Uravity: BE HONEST!
Chargebolt: OvO"
Pinky: Oh look who's that calling? Oh boy it's mailtime!
Chargebolt: What?
Uravity: GET BACK HERE!
Pinky: WE JUST GOT A LETTER
Chargebolt: WE JUST GOT A LETTER
Pinky: WE JUST GOT A LETTER
Pinky: I WONDER WHO IT'S FROM
Pinky is offline.
Chargebolt: I'LL BE OVER WITH FOOD FOR THE RACCOON IN A MINUTE-
Uravity: WHAT RACCOON?
Chargebolt is offline.
Uravity: KAMINARI DENKI!
Uravity is offline.
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☆BNHA Chatfic☆
HumorI mean if you read the title then I'm sure you all know why I've brought you here today. Midoriya invites a bunch of hooligans to a chatting app. They all regret this upon entry.
