Boe's mout wattered as she looged onto Facebok, puttin her hand on hur tail. She was so aroosed by al the poinless life updats and the minion quotees rhat she strocked spirit-tail in big horn time.
"Oh yes Facenook I lov u!!!"
Jus then, a biggie Fancebook F wiv objecc-show assets warled into the rom, swangin his armses as he went. Mark Zucc came behin, standin full-tall at his own 11-foot-10 with his thin, mussley lizard chest shown off. Bows mooth watererered.
"We want u, Bow." they wispered.
"o god, YASS!"
Boo jummed high into ayr as Fasebook and Zucc pulled ther long, erect list of pigtures from theyr family vacashun to Californa out of Pants.
"Open yuor ears."
They bot beginned to red statuss updates, as they stronked Bows long seccsy tayle. Boobs moaned so ludly that even Apple knew what was goin on. And that bich dumb. Mark's scaleee dicc penetrated thev motherbord as Boe and Fascebook made out loundly.
"Bo please keep it dow Apple anf the readers ans I are al v v distrubbed." Marmal cracked, edging the door.
"Please stop." sed the door.
Everyon laffed as they ogriyed together.
