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Jk: guys I lost my v card :(

Hs: Lmao why are you sulking?

Sj: YOU DID WHAT!?

Jm: the sad face was unnecessary

Th: ye sex is gr8

Sj: BOI I SWEAR I'LL SLAP ALL YA'LL ASSES IN A MINUTE--

Jk: wait nvm

Jk: found it

Yg: I'm so confused

Y/N:
So you didn't lose your verginity?

Jk: Oh no I lost that ages ago

Jk: I meant I lost my Taehyung photo card

Sj: ._.

Hs: ooh daddy getting angry

Yg: please never say that again

Hs: How was that bad?

Hs: wait...

Hs: ah...

Nj: I'm friends with a bunch of imbicles

Sj:

Jk: shit...

Yg: What now?

Jk: to cut a whole long story short I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up ma ass

Th: .......

Jm: who tf am I living with?

Jk: Jk I just broke the lock on the bathroom door and now I'm kinda trapped

Nj: and I thought I was bad with breaking things

Sj: you are

Y/N:
How tf did you break the lock?

Jk: Idk bro

Jk: I just went to open the door and bam

Jk: stuck just like that

Th: very descriptive

Jk: ikr

Hs: How do you expect us to help you?

Jk: by opening the fucking door

Jk: there's a lock on both sides

Hs: Oh ye

Y/N:
What's the point in a lock if it works on both sides?

Sj: damn it Yoongi I thought I told you to get that shit fixed

Yg: Huh?

Sj: I give up...

Jk: SOMEONE HURRY THE FUCK UP THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE FLOOR

Nj: ffs

Nj: I'm on my way

Nj: on second thought

Nj: Hey Yoongi you aren't busy are you?

Yg: already on it

Sj: there's a suprise

Y/N:
Ya'll are strange

Y/N:
I gots to go

Y/N:
Hope everything works out

Hs: Bye Y/N!

Th: Bye princess!

Nj: since when did you call her princess?

Th: What?

Th: you jelly ? ;)

Nj: No...