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You:
Famalamadingdong

Godzilla:
Yes?

You:

Godzilla:
Well that's not very nice

You:

Godzilla:
That shit don't even rhyme

You:
I can never fucking win with you can I?

You:

Godzilla:
Eh

Godzilla:
Good enough I guess

You:
Istfg--

You:
Anyway I need your advice on something

Godzilla:
That's odd but go on...?

You:
So I'm going on a blind date tonight

You:
And I've never been on one before

Godzilla:
You've never fucked a blind guy before?

You:
Just wtfff

You:
Just gimme pointers or some shit will you?

Godzilla:
Never been on a blind date

Godzilla:
Wouldn't know

You:
I feel like you're avoiding my questions

You:
Just tell me about what guy's like or smthn idk

Godzilla:
They like other guys

You:
I'm pretty sure my blind date isn't gay

Godzilla:
They must be if they think you don't look like a man

Godzilla:
And how does he know that you're a female if it's a blind date?

You:
You're obviously not gonna help me

You:
So I'll go ask someone else

You: