The Holy Bible Of Memes

Death :3

The Year 69, the meme heavens.

Felipe watched as the victims accepted their fate. The satanic ritual was going as planned. They screamed on the inside, but not out load, knowing that their fate would only be to suffer. This was just the beginning. Felipe sacrificed the potato of eternal doom by chucking it into a pit of lava. Lupe looked up, horrified. A giant army of shreks was approaching from directly above. A formidable strategy indeed. Just the kind of torture that Felipe, the god of chaos, loved.
The shreks froze mid air. They seemed to be very confused. Felipe the great and powerful was puzzled. He had not the slightest little clue of what had just happened. Was the god of chaos himself being tricked? No... Surely not... The spell had gone totally wrong. Felipe flipped through his spell book. He stared at the shrek ritual page fiercely. It said nothing about the shreks abruptly freezing! Felipe was furious. He then realized he had not said the sacred sentence of death and grim.
"HOOKA CHAKA HOOKA CHAKA SHREKUS EKUS BLEKUS!!!!!" He sang. Suddenly all the victims started chanting along, and the shreks were freed from the eternal uncomfortable position. The shrek army resumed their gravity defying charge downwards towards the unfortunate victims of this bloody ritual. As the shreks arrived at their destination, they began eating every last head off the victims one by one until they had no more to feast on.
But then...