Texting 8: I'm Tired Of This Bohemian Blasphemy, Horse-Face!

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(F/N): What?

Sasha: Us

(F/N): Why do you want to talk about the United States?

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(F/N): YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH JEAN!

(F/N): We don't speak demons in this house, sir!

Armin: What's going on?

Jean: All I said is, 'I like pineapple on pizza'

(F/N): I'm tired of this Bohemian Blasphemy, horse-face!

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(F/N): I'm replacing Levi's can's of air fresheners with air horns

Eren: We salute you brave soldier

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Bertoldt: I can feel you judging me

(F/N): Everyone has a hobby

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(F/N): A drunk Hanji just asked if we can pick up some fries. I said 'No, we have food at home'.

Connie: Bet that felt good

(F/N): She slapped the back of my head

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(F/N): Is Emoji the new Hieroglyphics?

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Armin: What if your alarm clock hit back?

(F/N): It be alarming

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Eren: Eat whatever you want and if people lecture you about it,

Eren: Eat them too

(F/N): The secrets of the titans

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Connie: I need some inspiration

(F/N): There are only two words you need to know. They will open every door in your life

(F/N): 'Push' and 'Pull'

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Levi: You're in trouble

(F/N): What? Why?

Levi: Because you're texting me during training

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Annie: I wanna rip your clothes off

(F/N): Please fold them neatly

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(F/N): I don't like fish

Jean: Why?

(F/N): It tastes fishy

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Connie: Roses are red

(F/N): Violets are blue

Connie: God made you beautiful

(F/N): Yeah, what the hell happened to you?

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Eren: Are you on your way?

(F/N): Yeah, I'm just getting a fondling at Subway first

Eren: ...

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