(F/N): What?
Sasha: Us
(F/N): Why do you want to talk about the United States?
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(F/N): YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH JEAN!
(F/N): We don't speak demons in this house, sir!
Armin: What's going on?
Jean: All I said is, 'I like pineapple on pizza'
(F/N): I'm tired of this Bohemian Blasphemy, horse-face!
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(F/N): I'm replacing Levi's can's of air fresheners with air horns
Eren: We salute you brave soldier
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Bertoldt: I can feel you judging me
(F/N): Everyone has a hobby
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(F/N): A drunk Hanji just asked if we can pick up some fries. I said 'No, we have food at home'.
Connie: Bet that felt good
(F/N): She slapped the back of my head
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(F/N): Is Emoji the new Hieroglyphics?
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Armin: What if your alarm clock hit back?
(F/N): It be alarming
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Eren: Eat whatever you want and if people lecture you about it,
Eren: Eat them too
(F/N): The secrets of the titans
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Connie: I need some inspiration
(F/N): There are only two words you need to know. They will open every door in your life
(F/N): 'Push' and 'Pull'
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Levi: You're in trouble
(F/N): What? Why?
Levi: Because you're texting me during training
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Annie: I wanna rip your clothes off
(F/N): Please fold them neatly
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(F/N): I don't like fish
Jean: Why?
(F/N): It tastes fishy
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Connie: Roses are red
(F/N): Violets are blue
Connie: God made you beautiful
(F/N): Yeah, what the hell happened to you?
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Eren: Are you on your way?
(F/N): Yeah, I'm just getting a fondling at Subway first
Eren: ...
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 8: I'm Tired Of This Bohemian Blasphemy, Horse-Face!
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