*le war horns*
NOBBU! NOBNOBNOBNOBBU!
NOBNOBNOB-
NOBBUA!?
EI EI OH!
EI EI OH!
EI EI OH!
Gacchan: *wakes up from a long sleep* What the fuck... *yawn*
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Gacchan: Morning... what the fuck just happened?
White Woz: WAGA KYUSEISHU! We have an urgent situation!
Gacchan: I am not the Fruit Jesus. But neither am I the Fruit Maou.
White Woz: But-
Gacchan: No buts. Mash, what's breakfast?
Mash: Fried eggs, seaweed, and miso soup, with stewed pumpkins for dessert.
Gacchan: Cool. What's the status?
Mash: War horns sounded all over and acorn soldiers are attacking-
White Woz: What the hell is this, Kamen Rider Gaim? As if the live stage isn't enough, now we have strange creatures roaming around this sanctuary!
Gacchan: Strange creatures? Tell me, are they smol? Are they dressed like warlords? Red capes?
Woz: Yes, waga maou! They are chubby walking marshmallows dressed in Sengoku fashion!
Gacchan: Oh, great... *takes out Kachidoki Lockseed*
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Gacchan: WHAT THE FUCK!
White Woz: See?! I told you so! Now perform your duties as a responsible demon king!
Gacchan: Oi Da Vinci, I expect to receive my gig after I'm done!
Da Vinci: Gach, cut it out you're not Dante! But yeah... the Mage's Association doesn't seem to be paying you at all.
Gacchan: I need muh cash for pizza!
Jalter: PIZZA!!
Gacchan: THE FUCKING PIZZA-wait this talk is going nowhere...
