Gacchan's Random Book 3.0

Utter GMod randomness

So I started playing Garry's Mod a few days back, and well...

I got a new mental breakdown from laughing

Samus when Sora joined SSB, probably

d0nti ples plae dii em sii tuu is best gaem

Run Raiden Mei's got the fucking Crucible, god is dead and we're next

Ichiban Kasuga, the Sky Dancer

Ryuji Goda when he spotted a fresh pair of bontan pants

derp

"So what's the recap here?"

"This sodding tic-tac is having sex while knowing full well we got zombies and shit here, both probably got bitten and died carrying AIDS"

".... bloody hell m8"

I think Dante just met his ultimate adversary who isn't Vergil, and he forgot his Rebellion back home

Speaking of that guy...

"FOOLISHNESS DANTE! THIS GUN IS ALSO POWER!"

Wait Vergil doesn't use guns-

bonus

"Soldier how about this one?"

"Uuuhhhh... I think her now late owner gave her too much lubricant..."

"Seriously what the shit is wrong with my squad?"