"it's not my fault I hump legs! I'm a DOG! its what we DO!"
"Shh. shush. I honestly didn't ask."
"I couldn't care less about your opinion on fruit, Cassy. we all know you only use them for one thing, and it's not consumption."
"Cassy, could you please, kindly, get the frick away from me? I don't wanna catch some sort of disease."
"Is it ok if I just.... not...go...?"
"I SMELL BISCUITS!!"
"PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU, JUST GIVE ME THE SCRAPS. IT SMELLS SO HECKING GOOD!"
"i know i have a lot of energy, but im not gonna waste it on THAT BS!"
"Now THAT'S one big OOF."
"Froofer."
"Well, hello there, you hideous beast of a what we believe to be a woman. "
"Nap time, fuckers."
(To Be Continued)
*music plays*
