"im just going to sit back with my popcorn and enjoy this oddly satisfying beatdown."
"get the hell away from me Cassy, I don't wanna catch your thot aids."
"the tables are turning, but I guess I must be turning with them because I'm still fucked."
"nitro, touch my ass one more time and I'm going to tear your face off and make you watch me eat it."
"MOVE, I'M HETERO!"
"I'm gonna put you in a bubble, and ROLL YOU DOWN THE STAIRS. "
"You underestimate my power!" *gets punched* *dog toy squeaks* "I WASN'T READY!"
"I NEED SUGAR, AND I NEED IT NOW. MOVE BEFORE I BEAT YOU."
"you uh... you gonna finnish that snacc there? oh wait, thats a mirror. hey there, smexy. ;) i need friends."
"i just watched someone get fucked by a horse..."
"are you sure drinking windex is ok?"
"i am smol, i am mighty, mess with me, and i'll get bitey!"
"hey hey hey, that seems kinda gay"
"are you SURE this isn't gonna kill me?"
"The fuck am I doing withy life?"
"NITRO PISSED ON THE DOG AGAIN!"
"Did you tie a noose?" "No." "Well you should. "
"Yeah, I've seduced a cactus or 12 back in my day. "
"Why piss your pants when you can piss someone else's?"
"Quick, go! I stole a pen from the desk and they're looking for it!"
